Funny things with s voice - T-Mobile, Samsung Galaxy SIII

Whats some funny things that s voice has said to you? Mine has a weird sense of humor just check the attached photo lol.
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Lol I wish S voice had more responses like that.
I enjoyed saying "I love you" to Siri... not the same on Svoice unfortunately

Robin the siri challenger has hilarious responses, I compared it with my friends iPhone and it was wayyyy better
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Ask this question Im posting the results are better than her response
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Not so funny
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I know it's not S Voice, but my friend had Siri and asked where to hide a dead body. It started listing off all the closest metal foundries, swamps, and obscure places to throw a dead body. LOL.

Rofl...
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Using phone in public...

Does anyone attract attention while using their phone in public? I can't count the amount of people who were amazed at the phone. They usually say, " I thought only iphones can do that! "
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people usually ask me if this is a phone or a mini tablet. They think it is gigantic
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Branso07 said:
people usually ask me if this is a phone or a mini tablet. They think it is gigantic
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Same here, I just tell them this is how real smartphones are made.
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then i guess i'm on the lucky side.
as everyone that has asked me they automatically recognizes it's a SGS2
they all say "wow! is that the S2?" or "How's reception on it?" or "which network are you using it on?"
Yeah, I had a couple of my friends with iPhones tell me the screen was really nice and clear. Its such a nice sized phone for me too.
There is enough hate in the world. Why can't we all get along here ...?
I always get asked, why is the screen so big lol
That's funny when women ask me why its so big they've never referred to the phone.
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laraiza said:
That's funny when women ask me why its so big they've never referred to the phone.
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Bahahahaa good laugh man
i always get a bunch of iphags coming up to me and tellingm e their icrap is better, then i'll always prove them wrong by showing them a movie on my phone, or playing a game(like riptide gp) just so they would stop sucking steve job's dead ass
AznDud333 said:
i always get a bunch of iphags coming up to me and tellingm e their icrap is better, then i'll always prove them wrong by showing them a movie on my phone, or playing a game(like riptide gp) just so they would stop sucking steve job's dead ass
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I think the majority of their games are better than ours. Android has come a long way but still has a long way to go too.
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laraiza said:
That's funny when women ask me why its so big they've never referred to the phone.
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Hahaha nice one .
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i never get any of this hahaha but when i had my streak 5 haha thats a eye popper hahaa i love big screens
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I get some attention at work, and when the iPhone guys mess with me I just say how long does your battery last LOL
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I was walking by a group of people in line for the iPhone4s and I hear some guys say "What is that?" one asked "hey bro can we see your phone?" They liked the huge screen, I told them about the 4g speeds, and they all go "ohh that's a Samsung." I then say "Yeah its a Galaxy S II, this phone is AMAZING." and proceed to get into a cab. True Story.
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was this recorded and used in the comercial ? hahaha
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i get "damn thats huge" and then i replied "thats what she said"
People always admire my phones since I've come from the sensation, amaze now this they see its the latest n greatest n that sexy white just catches eyes this really is a sick phone has took me a while to get use to the things that are worse about this phone then the amaze though
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Everyone goes that phones so big! And I'm like oh you have an Iphone? Yeah I got 4.5 inches of botty shaking ova here b!tches!! What now!?
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Everyone at my school already says that's a pretty big phone when they see my SR, I can't wait to hear the responses at how big my Note will be.
But of course, I usually get more replies about my penis size, but this is not the thread, nor the forum for that.
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Everyone at my school already says that's a pretty big phone when they see my SR, I can't wait to hear the responses at how big my Note will be.
But of course, I usually get more replies about my penis size, but this is not the thread, nor the forum for that.
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Yes we all love laughing at the size of your wang
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So the izombie 5 has been announced...

112Grams
7.6mm thick
18% thinner than 4s
1136X640, 19:6 aspect ratio
326 pixels per inch...
Still sucks and I have been right in telling customers the S3 is a way better...
It looks like a droid. .
Thoughts?
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Also it auto rotates...
I SMELL A LAWSUIT..
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It has lte, I wonder if Samsung will sue?
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It looks like a bigger iphone 4, that's not revolutionary at all..
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Ya those were the first words out of my mouth
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Can we please get a link?..
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www.google.com
www.mashable.com
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The only cool thing I've seen so far is that you can plug in the charger any way..
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God I didn't think it was another troll thread. -.-
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Why is it a troll thread because you want me to hold your hand through goofling iphone 5? Thats not trolling at all its anti-laziness
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Kflan22 said:
Why is it a troll thread because you want me to hold your hand through goofling iphone 5? Thats not trolling at all its anti-laziness
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Well if you're going to make a thread regarding **** make sure you back it up with a link.
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Move on learn to use google dude you are bloating this thread with nonsense
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Jimlarck said:
Well if you're going to make a thread regarding **** make sure you back it up with a link.
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Its not like every major tech site or blog is following the release. Its not like googling iPhone 5 would instantly give you results... its not... never mind...
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Ehh all the leaks were exactly the iphone they were releasing. Maybe they'll change the design in 2 years, after the iphone 5s.. At least Samsung had revolutionary features, and make the phone more human friendly, and they even change the design from year to year.
Apple is slowly, but surely going to be defeated soon.
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dante2512 said:
Its not like every major tech site or blog is following the release. Its not like googling iPhone 5 would instantly give you results... its not... never mind...
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THANK YOU DUDE lol
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yea... i was watching the latter part of it. New Panorama Feature?!?!? OMG, like... Android has had that for how long now? Wow... 1080p recording? You mean because your screen can actually support it now? Holy sh*t! You don't need a cable for stuff now? Wow... Apple is really moving up in the world
The only sad part is that i've become more well aware that the only iPhones worth upgrading to, for those who actually USE iPhones, are the non-revised ones like the 4S. This one seems like quite a nice step up from the iPhone 4... whereas the 4S was just Siri. They're just completely underwhelming, and i can't help but laugh every time i see them tout something as if it's a completely revolutionary idea, yet has existed on other phones for months/years.
The thing i had to laugh at the most...... "Sapphire crystal lens cover". Really? Why?
elementaldragon said:
yea... i was watching the latter part of it. New Panorama Feature?!?!? OMG, like... Android has had that for how long now? Wow... 1080p recording? You mean because your screen can actually support it now? Holy sh*t! You don't need a cable for stuff now? Wow... Apple is really moving up in the world
The only sad part is that i've become more well aware that the only iPhones worth upgrading to, for those who actually USE iPhones, are the non-revised ones like the 4S. This one seems like quite a nice step up from the iPhone 4... whereas the 4S was just Siri. They're just completely underwhelming, and i can't help but laugh every time i see them tout something as if it's a completely revolutionary idea, yet has existed on other phones for months/years.
The thing i had to laugh at the most...... "Sapphire crystal lens cover". Really? Why?
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Three years they said Samsung has had panorama...
They can honestly sue over panorama, gps, sparkly cover, and more but we shall see...
I'm going to put the apple logo on a rusty tin can and call it the iphone 5s with amazing 4.2g lt2 speeds life like 4d hd super retina display. It will be revolutionary.
you know what happens when I Google iPhone 5 on Google? 50000 results of iPhone 5 CONCEPTS.
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Plus, usually you should always have a link to back up the specs you put in your first post. So that was lazy of you since you could not even bother to post one. The information here is not believable until a link to source is present. And XDA is a major site.
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Its like me saying that the picture I am posting is the new iPhone 5 and everyone should believe me just cus I said so.
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U guys ever see this pic. Always made me laugh.
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[App] Is It August? (Greatest App in the history of mankind...)

Have you ever thought to yourself...
is...it...August?
...well...this app has an answer...
NO LONGER WILL YOU HAVE TO SIT AND PONDER THIS AGE OLD QUESTION
this one app gives you the simplest of answers...
YES or NO
...
*mind blown*
Link below:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/...251bGwsMSwyLDEsImNvbS50YWhha2traS5hdWd1c3QiXQ..
This app is worthless and just shows how the play store will allow useless stuff like this on there. On the other hand at least you know if its Augustor or not Lmao.
Thanks OP. I would pay for this app if it ever becomes a paid app.
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smccall said:
This app is worthless and just shows how the play store will allow useless stuff like this on there. On the other hand at least you know if its Augustor or not Lmao.
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Worthless? You obviously cannot comprehend the sheer power this App contains, silly human
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some people get amazed at this rubbish. Taking up valuable space on the playstore and wasting people time epic fail thumbs down.
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bonebeatz1234 said:
some people get amazed at this rubbish. Taking up valuable space on the playstore and wasting people time epic fail thumbs down.
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You should see Apple store
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Awesome.
Now if you could figure out the slightly more complicated answer to "Is it August 14th?" in the pro version, i would buy it!
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Dang, no senses of humor around here. I think that sort of randomness is hilarious.
What is truly awesome is that 131 people (as of this moment) rated it 5 stars! And the comments are comedy gold haha!
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Zoidpilot said:
What is truly awesome is that 131 people (as of this moment) rated it 5 stars! And the comments are comedy gold haha!
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the best one is..."Needs better voice recognition, I sometimes speak with a September accent"....LMAO!
Is there a hidden meaning behind this or does it just let you know when its August lmao
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This... No. It's not even August anymore, people. the only reason I know that is because the app told me. XD
"The Swiss Army Knife of August detection apps
I thought it was broken until I realized that it's September. I have a great idea now for eleven other apps - is this patented?" LMFAO
Funny app. 132 people with a sense of humor, 16 people devoid of any humor at all.
For my peace of mind, please tell me you didn't make money off of this... If you did, I'll create an app for when you forget your name
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Is other app rise and shine is even better. Every time you hit snooze on your alarm it posts an embarrassing status to Facebook lol
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Just saw this in the store.
So it really is just a random pointless app? And here I was thinking I had missed some kind of pop culture reference...
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Just saw this in the store.
So it really is just a random pointless app? And here I was thinking I had missed some kind of pop culture reference...
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Random? Yes. Pointless? Hell no
Can you mark a developer as a favorite? His genius will soon deliver again I feel.
This app may be the solution to cancer

[Discussion]Apples New Claims

So, I don't know if anyone has read the new claims that crapple seems to be bringing to court but here is a link to the post.
http://phandroid.com/2012/11/06/app...01/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Although here is some what of a break down of the contents.
It seems as though Apple has gone some crazy insane on crack or something because now they want to add 17 devices because they're all compatible with a stylus in some way. Now how the hell is that possible? None of Apple's products use a stylus, that I'm aware of anyway. At least they don't ship with one. Also, they are going after the GNex now, because hmmmm....It's running Jelly Bean?! That doesn't make any damn sense what so ever. So I though I would just bring this up for some discussion because I don' have the slightest idea how they can do this?
I always read about apple trying find something ***** about android / Samsung software and products. It seems like they just want own the market, but that just it not everyone cares for them. I see how their product is their own. But lot of it seems picky
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My mom for some reason got an iPhone 5, I told here it was a piece of worthless crap, and she didn't listen. Needless to say 2 weeks later she is taking it back I convinced her to get a Note 2!
But along the lines of the whole patent thing, they say there going after the GNex because it has Jelly Bean, BUT all other JB devices are fine!? Makes NO damn sense!
Ya I seen apple attack Samsung for a lot of things. Last couple of years, last time I read anything was that apple claim Samsung copy their design.. Silly power hungry company's
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They're just trying to get money back that they payed to Samsung for their parts lmao
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Apple will fold eventually. They always do. Look how long they tried to hold out on powerpc cpus before finally giving in to Intel -_-
I hope they get what's coming to them, and soon.
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apple wants to hold the patent on touchscreen technology, and will probably sue everyone until they get it
They are just mad because they lost a battle and are now paying out 360+ mil lol
Little babies lol
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They are just mad because they lost a battle and are now paying out 360+ mil lol
Little babies lol
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Really? Who they lost to?
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yellowman82 said:
Really? Who they lost to?
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VirnetX. Look for the article by Bloomberg.
: edit: Better yet, here it is. http://mobile.bloomberg.com/news/20...-2-million-to-virnetx-in-patent-trial-1-.html
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MoHoGalore said:
VirnetX. Look for the article by Bloomberg.
: edit: Better yet, here it is. http://mobile.bloomberg.com/news/20...-2-million-to-virnetx-in-patent-trial-1-.html
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Thats crazy but I like the line
“Apple does not owe money to VirnetX,”Danny Williams, a lawyer with Williams, Morgan & Amerson in Houston who represents Apple, told the jury. “VirnetX is not entitled to money for things they did not invent. Lol like apple hasn't done the same.
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yellowman82 said:
Thats crazy but I like the line
“Apple does not owe money to VirnetX,”Danny Williams, a lawyer with Williams, Morgan & Amerson in Houston who represents Apple, told the jury. “VirnetX is not entitled to money for things they did not invent. Lol like apple hasn't done the same.
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It'll be interesting to see what the stance is on appeal.
Even when they lose they deny.. I'm reminded of Nixon... "I'm not a crook! "
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MoHoGalore said:
It'll be interesting to see what the stance is on appeal.
Even when they lose they deny.. I'm reminded of Nixon... "I'm not a crook! "
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lol to the Nixon part. I seriously hope they get screwed over big time.
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Apple is pretty much the illuminati of the business industry.
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My wife just got an iphone 4s the other day, even she was amazed by how little control you have.
I've messed with them before and they are nice products, but you can't even remove apps from the home screens. I was so confused by this. She doesn't need a stock app. How do you get rid of the icon? You don't.
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I have a small feeling they are attacking the GNex because it is ALWAYS updated. Google keeps the GNex on top of it. Apple probably views it as a threat because while we are here using the GNex for quite awhile (since we don't get bored with it), Apple has to release an entire new product to keep the users entertained.
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I have a small feeling they are attacking the GNex because it is ALWAYS updated. Google keeps the GNex on top of it. Apple probably views it as a threat because while we are here using the GNex for quite awhile (since we don't get bored with it), Apple has to release an entire new product to keep the users entertained.
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That makes a lot of sense never looked at it that way. But seriously for a healthy market there needs to be competition and if you suck that bad you go out of business that's that.
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Apple is pretty much the illuminati of the business industry.
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WHAT DOES that mean?
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E4GTUser94 said:
That makes a lot of sense never looked at it that way. But seriously for a healthy market there needs to be competition and if you suck that bad you go out of business that's that.
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true man... im glad google has stepped up to man...use to have an ipad and iphone but its north worth it to me for the price....
now i have a nexus 7 and hope to get a nexus 4 soon.... which will cost me as much as an ipad alone so i am happy.
They really should be unallowed to file stupid claims with almost zero basis just on poor sportsmanship alone. They're butt hurt from Android gaining the majority marketshare
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Funniest thing you've asked Google Now?

I asked "how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood" and to my amazement(and amusement) she finished the tongue twister Lol.
How about you guys?
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This thread could get real interesting real quick
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Funniest like stupid funny? Nothing. Put perverted funny yes.
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Whichever you want let's hear em
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what are your bugs? lol
Google Now noob here, every time I ask something it just brings me to the web, so I get no funny response. What am I doing wrong?!
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hmmm... i'm getting the same thing.... damn google search results... tried searching that "woodchuck" line... got google results... disappointed.
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hmmm... i'm getting the same thing.... damn google search results... tried searching that "woodchuck" line... got google results... disappointed.
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Really that's weird is your Google now up to date you also might need to go into the settings and change the one setting to always speak results
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hehe
So I was trying to show off and be silly to Fritzie, my wife, by asking " Where is Fritzie?" and it took me to a Google search with "Where is the p*ssy?" I literally rotfl...
Cannot understand where the development interest is here, and, as this type of thread will easily attract trolls, coupled with the fact that there are already plenty of off topic threads - I will step in, be the buzzkill here, and shut this down before it spirals out of control.

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