Funniest thing you've asked Google Now? - T-Mobile, Samsung Galaxy SIII

I asked "how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood" and to my amazement(and amusement) she finished the tongue twister Lol.
How about you guys?
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This thread could get real interesting real quick
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Funniest like stupid funny? Nothing. Put perverted funny yes.
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Whichever you want let's hear em
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what are your bugs? lol

Google Now noob here, every time I ask something it just brings me to the web, so I get no funny response. What am I doing wrong?!
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hmmm... i'm getting the same thing.... damn google search results... tried searching that "woodchuck" line... got google results... disappointed.

Lieu10ant said:
hmmm... i'm getting the same thing.... damn google search results... tried searching that "woodchuck" line... got google results... disappointed.
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Really that's weird is your Google now up to date you also might need to go into the settings and change the one setting to always speak results
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hehe
So I was trying to show off and be silly to Fritzie, my wife, by asking " Where is Fritzie?" and it took me to a Google search with "Where is the p*ssy?" I literally rotfl...

Cannot understand where the development interest is here, and, as this type of thread will easily attract trolls, coupled with the fact that there are already plenty of off topic threads - I will step in, be the buzzkill here, and shut this down before it spirals out of control.

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Samsung Galaxy S2 Light Bleed Effect Near Power Button

I've posted this on several forums, since I haven't seen anyone bring this issue up yet.
Basically, I've noticed on the Phone screen and on the Clock screen, there seems to be this "Light Bleeding" effect near the power button. I went back to the Sprint store and confirmed that it's an issue as their display device had the same problem, and a new device they opened had the same issue. I don't know if it's just a bad batch of phones, or if this is some sort of software issue that'll get addressed in an update.
Anyone notice this?
Erm, dude... This "bleeding" effect means there's a tab there. Just scroll your finger on the tab bar, and *BAM* a new one will appear
Yh lol took me a while to find that out as well. Was looking for the keypad for ages
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i have light going true just by the home button on back button side. damn
If it truly was light bleed then a screenshot would not show it. As above, it means there's tabs to the right. Grab the tabs and scroll for more
Got the same answer in another forum. Thanks for the quick response. First time using Android coming from BB. I'm sure there will be more things come up that I won't know about.
I know you are a new user, so you didn't know this, but how come sprint staff didn't know this?
this is just a visual effect to signify off screen tabs and not a hardware/software error, should really edit your post to site you made a mistake and made a hasty thread, not to mention the dumb ass reps at Sprint, just shows resellers dont have a clue when it comes to what they are actually selling.
That was funny
OMG
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Lol! No way!
How would a screenshot show a screen fault anyway?
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Wow one of the most stupid posts this month. And Sprint staff? Either that's a blatant lie or they are as stupid as you which I doubt...
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dk206 said:
Wow one of the most stupid posts this month. And Sprint staff? Either that's a blatant lie or they are as stupid as you which I doubt...
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I didn't say there was a light leak. I said there was an effect that looked as such. I went through the proper channels (Sprint Corporate Store > Searched Online) and finally I asked in the forum. If that, and asking questions shows stupidity, then your reply can only assert even more ignorance. If you really have nothing to say that deals with the topic, then you'd be better off not replying at all.
Thanks.
Lmao that brilliant. Haha just noticed mines an arrow i want it to bleed too
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dk206 said:
Wow one of the most stupid posts this month. And Sprint staff? Either that's a blatant lie or they are as stupid as you which I doubt...
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Wow, you are rude
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dk206 said:
Wow one of the most stupid posts this month. And Sprint staff? Either that's a blatant lie or they are as stupid as you which I doubt...
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Smartass, just because the other guy might not be a professional user, you dont have to insult him.
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I actually thought there was some fault with my phone in the start as well, but then i found out i could scroll that bar Also since it only showed in a few apps i came to the conclusion, after a bit, that it's there to tell me i can scroll.
Lol
Sorry, but LOL!
LOL
Welcome to Android and Congrats on owning the best MOBILE on the Planet EARTH
HAHA,
sorry too...
I LOL'd
I can imagine you discovering the Android wonders...
my gf just got her first Android coming from Nokia and she discovers something every 10 minutes...

[App] Is It August? (Greatest App in the history of mankind...)

Have you ever thought to yourself...
is...it...August?
...well...this app has an answer...
NO LONGER WILL YOU HAVE TO SIT AND PONDER THIS AGE OLD QUESTION
this one app gives you the simplest of answers...
YES or NO
...
*mind blown*
Link below:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/...251bGwsMSwyLDEsImNvbS50YWhha2traS5hdWd1c3QiXQ..
This app is worthless and just shows how the play store will allow useless stuff like this on there. On the other hand at least you know if its Augustor or not Lmao.
Thanks OP. I would pay for this app if it ever becomes a paid app.
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smccall said:
This app is worthless and just shows how the play store will allow useless stuff like this on there. On the other hand at least you know if its Augustor or not Lmao.
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Worthless? You obviously cannot comprehend the sheer power this App contains, silly human
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some people get amazed at this rubbish. Taking up valuable space on the playstore and wasting people time epic fail thumbs down.
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bonebeatz1234 said:
some people get amazed at this rubbish. Taking up valuable space on the playstore and wasting people time epic fail thumbs down.
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You should see Apple store
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Awesome.
Now if you could figure out the slightly more complicated answer to "Is it August 14th?" in the pro version, i would buy it!
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Dang, no senses of humor around here. I think that sort of randomness is hilarious.
What is truly awesome is that 131 people (as of this moment) rated it 5 stars! And the comments are comedy gold haha!
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What is truly awesome is that 131 people (as of this moment) rated it 5 stars! And the comments are comedy gold haha!
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the best one is..."Needs better voice recognition, I sometimes speak with a September accent"....LMAO!
Is there a hidden meaning behind this or does it just let you know when its August lmao
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This... No. It's not even August anymore, people. the only reason I know that is because the app told me. XD
"The Swiss Army Knife of August detection apps
I thought it was broken until I realized that it's September. I have a great idea now for eleven other apps - is this patented?" LMFAO
Funny app. 132 people with a sense of humor, 16 people devoid of any humor at all.
For my peace of mind, please tell me you didn't make money off of this... If you did, I'll create an app for when you forget your name
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Is other app rise and shine is even better. Every time you hit snooze on your alarm it posts an embarrassing status to Facebook lol
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Just saw this in the store.
So it really is just a random pointless app? And here I was thinking I had missed some kind of pop culture reference...
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Just saw this in the store.
So it really is just a random pointless app? And here I was thinking I had missed some kind of pop culture reference...
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Random? Yes. Pointless? Hell no
Can you mark a developer as a favorite? His genius will soon deliver again I feel.
This app may be the solution to cancer

[Request/Info] Nexus 4

Just saw on YouTube this device in action. I saw the camera which I though was fantastic and also the swype feature they have added. YouTube link in next post. Any devs out there up for a task?
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http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?featur...6-4uMQqerA&feature=youtube_gdata_player&gl=GB
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Yeah I saw the vid earler and the camera does look great but I cannot stop feeling gutted about the hardware. No removable battery no microSdCard. These are the two main things that I look for in a phone. Are we heading down the road of iSheep where we are told to like what we are given?
Yeah, Yeah, I know the general line of the Nexus has certain design traits but would it really of been that difficult to add the above 2 things and swallow up all the S3 users? I know for one I would have got one if...if only! lol!
I know exactly what you are saying, I think its stupid not having SD card slot and no removable battery. What do you do if you run out of space or need a spare battery because you are travelling for work and don't have any way of charging your phone. Its riduculous . But the camera is looking good and keyboard
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Fingers crossed we can get the camera and keyboard ported over!
I would really like to know who does the market research for these phones. I left HTC becuase they ditched removable batteries and cards. I also know 6 other people that did the same. Take a look at Samsungs market now comapred to HTC and you only need a couple of brain cells to figure it out! I just hope that Samsung do not follow suit!
Hopefully Samsung won't... I really don't see the benefits the companies are getting from that apart from needing to send the phone off to them for repair money
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Why is this bull crap being posted here?? Why not another LG thread seen as though the nexus 4 was made by LG instead of Samsung...
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speedyjay said:
Why is this bull crap being posted here?? Why not another LG thread seen as though the nexus 4 was made by LG instead of Samsung...
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If you read my post it clearly says about a Dev porting the keyboard and camera from that device ... this isn't clear enough for you then you need to learn to read
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If you read my post it clearly says about a Dev porting the keyboard and camera from that device ... this isn't clear enough for you then you need to learn to read
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Then post it in the android general section....
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Then post it in the android general section....
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Because its a Mod/App... others put requests up and don't get this... what exactly have I done differently?
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Why is this bull crap being posted here?? Why not another LG thread seen as though the nexus 4 was made by LG instead of Samsung...
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Perhaps my reply took it a little off track but it was comapring it to the S3! and I would certainly not call it bull crap!
At the end of the day "You don't have to read it!"
If a dev could please do this it would be awesome
ps ; i was planning to buy a Nexus 4 but the "no external storage" is not good for me
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If a dev could please do this it would be awesome
ps ; i was planning to buy a Nexus 4 but the "no external storage" is not good for me
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Agreed, not too sure why they do it, I did read something about them saying it was a Budget thing, if you want a cheap phone, restrict the accesibility of the device (e.g. no removable batter and no SD slot)
I prefer to pay more for an external storage
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Ready to get p!ssed off??

So my phone fell in water in the street (chicago) so I gave it to someone to dry for me. First I rinse in clean water (again) cause i didnt want it to smell like sh!t after. They put it in rice and i think in the microwave( i dont even know why-___-) and now I have no 4G or WiFi. Any ideas?
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This might look off-topic but is there a part that be bought to replace the antenna (I think is the problem) and if so how much?
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Tr0LL-$_$ said:
So my phone fell in water in the street (chicago) so I gave it to someone to dry for me. First I rinse in clean water (again) cause i didnt want it to smell like sh!t after. They put it in rice and i think in the microwave( i dont even know why-___-) and now I have no 4G or WiFi. Any ideas?
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Dang, ouch!
im sorry to hear that,
What im guessing u saved your phone, but not your radios, it sounds like it got
"Water Damage"
Ya it probably has scuffs on it and its not reaching the radios for sprint....
Best bet is bring it to sprint and see what they can do for you...
Microwave!? It's ruined... Never put electronics in a microwave... Wow... That guy is a complete moron.
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Yea anyways I only got the "excellent" 3G and I took it already but they just told me to call asurion. Either ways imma try to get out of paying the deductible x) I did that last time
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Microwave metal == VERY bad idea, phone or not.
I would try to get all the water out, shake, blow etc. then set the device on top of something mildly warm such as a cable box, maybe a computer. Patience is a virtue.
I know that but I guess they didnt.. I just told them to dry it for me while I washed my **** smelling hands lol....
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evidence of mass retardation
putting phone in a microwave? language skills of an educated monkey, and
talking like a moron. Its no wonder the roads are full of jackasses who cant drive because they're texting their " dawgs " or their " baby mommas" .
what a bunch of dumbasses. really? listen- if you cant discuss intelligent topics here.. then take your questions to your momma..or your dawg..
dont waste OUR time with stupid questions. WAKE UP!! This is not intended for our senior members...or those who use their developed brains.
Well that escalated quickly...
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I didnt know that asking for an antenna was a stupid, especially from a moron with the reading comprehesion skills of a 2nd grader. Remind me again where does it say that I was texting and driving. Oh and by the way no one is asking you participate in this thread you know, the internet wasn't meant to appease dumb*sses like you, and so what if I am "hood" at least im not an overpriveledged c*nt who thinks something is stupid because it isn't relevant to them.
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Well that escalated quickly...
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True DAT
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Ok guys. That's enough.
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graydiggy said:
Ok guys. That's enough.
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K. You can ask a mod to close this if you want lol .-.
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WTF is this a pissing contest for morons? Watch out one of you guys might actually piss on your shoes instead of your zipper. and why the hell is this still open? Mods must not cruise the accessories forums much :screwy:
I like to break stuff!
That did escalate quickly. If you might have noticed (at least this is how I read the OP), the OP is not the one who put the phone in the microwave to begin with. First sentence was "He gave it to someone to dry." Second, right after the microwave was brought into the play, he states that he didn't even know why it was put in the microwave to begin with.
Thank you for ending that particular discussion.
To the OP, as far as damage to your phone goes, I will have to agree that there is still definitely some water damage. I would do my best talking with Sprint to see if you can squeeze a phone out of them. I've done it in the past with water damage. Good luck to you.
Well ive tried and no phone yet sadly but im deaing well with this one..
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I can't believe there's so many sincere replies to a thread called "Ready to get p!ssed off?" posted by a user named "Troll $_$".... Seriously? smh
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Lol but I was being serious. . I choose that name because i knew someone would get pissed off, but in any case it probably wasnt the best idea to chose my username
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Lol but I was being serious. . I choose that name because i knew someone would get pissed off, but in any case it probably wasnt the best idea to chose my username
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Contact an admin and have it changed for you so you keep all your stats but get a new username
I like to break stuff!
K will do anyone inparticular?
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Funny things with s voice

Whats some funny things that s voice has said to you? Mine has a weird sense of humor just check the attached photo lol.
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Lol I wish S voice had more responses like that.
I enjoyed saying "I love you" to Siri... not the same on Svoice unfortunately
Robin the siri challenger has hilarious responses, I compared it with my friends iPhone and it was wayyyy better
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Ask this question Im posting the results are better than her response
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Re: Torrent Links for Stock Official Firmwares (4.1.2)
Not so funny
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I know it's not S Voice, but my friend had Siri and asked where to hide a dead body. It started listing off all the closest metal foundries, swamps, and obscure places to throw a dead body. LOL.
Rofl...
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