Buy samsung!! - T-Mobile, Samsung Galaxy SIII

i don't know if someone ever posted this here, but here it is anyway.
i laughed so hard at this :laugh:
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Lol, nice..I'm sending this to my gf right now..she just bought an I phone 5 and already complaining about how the device slows down and doesn't have all the features she had on her last rooted android. She even asked me to jail break it for her!! I told her it was against my religion and I couldn't sacrifice my personal integrity, then I acted like I didn't speak English until she left me alone..I love to say I told u so!! Lol
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marseillesw said:
Lol, nice..I'm sending this to my gf right now..she just bought an I phone 5 and already complaining about how the device slows down and doesn't have all the features she had on her last rooted android. She even asked me to jail break it for her!! I told her it was against my religion and I couldn't sacrifice my personal integrity, then I acted like I didn't speak English until she left me alone..I love to say I told u so!! Lol
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epic.

marseillesw said:
Lol, nice..I'm sending this to my gf right now..she just bought an I phone 5 and already complaining about how the device slows down and doesn't have all the features she had on her last rooted android. She even asked me to jail break it for her!! I told her it was against my religion and I couldn't sacrifice my personal integrity, then I acted like I didn't speak English until she left me alone..I love to say I told u so!! Lol
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LOL! :good:

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New to xda check this out!

Found this in the amaze forum throught it would be a good idea in our forum for the new people
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i want to say evil funny things, but i'm not allowed due my position
Lol
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AllGamer said:
i want to say evil funny things, but i'm not allowed due my position
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lol must be hard sometimes to contain yourself...lol
AllGamer said:
i want to say evil funny things, but i'm not allowed due my position
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Did i do something wrong?
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There is enough hate in the world. Why can't we all get along here ...?
Its now part of the requirement for signing up, they make you watch it
At least I know I did
iLeopard said:
Its now part of the requirement for signing up, they make you watch it
At least I know I did
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That's hilarious!! Wow, "xda,so cool it makes you wanna smack yo momma! "
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evohog said:
That's hilarious!! Wow, "xda,so cool it makes you wanna smack yo momma! "
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Lol. The idea of the video is good, better than reading hundreds of pages on rules, its not like people read them anyhow. I'm not new to forums so when I first watched the video, I was quite amused
Just went to the register page and this is whats there:
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[REQ] Lock Screen

If someone makes this I really will love you forever. (Found on Reddit)
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It seems like all you have to do is set the location where you would want your first finger to be (which moves the lock pick tool) then press a button to turn it.
If fingers in wrong place, it breaks.
I am addicted to this.
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I want this
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Looks bad @**
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You do realize that this is on an iPhone right?
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shane6374 said:
You do realize that this is on an iPhone right?
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... I'm going to see how they did it (my friend has a iPhone, Ima borrow his)
You do realize that this is on an iPhone right?
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Yes, Like I said I grabbed the Image from Reddit. Someone was requesting the same thing on there, and I thought I would just bring the idea over here where it belongs.
... I'm going to see how they did it (my friend has a iPhone, Ima borrow his)
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No need. It doesn't exist. Someone just made it their wallpaper, and requested that someone make something like this. It's an amazing concept, and I hope someone can create something like it.
Hell, I'll even help with the Photoshop work if it needs it.
i dont get it?

MICROMON SOUNDS COOL CHECK iT

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects...ure-game-for-mobile-devices/widget/video.html
Had to drop in on my homeboy! Hooked up my first root and I never looked back. Hmu whenever.
Eh maybe
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Hopefully this becomes the Pokemon killer for Nintendo. They're too scared to do anything in mobile.
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pzvv said:
Hopefully this becomes the Pokemon killer for Nintendo. They're too scared to do anything in mobile.
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Do you even know how business works? Why would they cannibalize their own sales by going into mobile?
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Do you even know how business works? Why would they cannibalize their own sales by going into mobile?
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Maybe because their hardware is no longer impressive? It happened to SEGA, it can happen to Nintendo.
If this game is free I might consider playing it, but the only way I would buy it, is if they add a breeding aspect to the monsters. Not to mention way more monsters... pokemon had 150 or something at first and it only lasted a few months for a lil kid, unless they just make it ridiculous to catch monsters, 100 will only take a week or two.
Not a big fan of monster capture games because i don't like the 1on1 battles. It gets old and repetitive. Why not use 3 monsters at a time vs hordes?
I do however like kick starter. Unfortunately Android isn't even a platform they are developing on ATM so that means we'd get a unpolished port.
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Fake story, but hilarious! Samsung vs. Apple

http://en.paperblog.com/samsung-pays-apple-1-billion-sending-30-trucks-full-of-5-cents-coins-294795/
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I called my wife's work today and said, "I'm feeling unbelievably horny and I cant wait for you to finish. I'm going pick you up and drive you straight to the woods. Once there I'm going to tie you to a tree and slip my c%ck inside your tight little pu$!y." "Sorry Mr Jones," came the reply, "But this is Sarah, your wife is on her lunch break." "I know she is, that's why I'm calling you now."
^ also fake but hilarious
Lol, should I rename this the thread of jokes or what?
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iSaint said:
I called my wife's work today and said, "I'm feeling unbelievably horny and I cant wait for you to finish. I'm going pick you up and drive you straight to the woods. Once there I'm going to tie you to a tree and slip my c%ck inside your tight little pu$!y." "Sorry Mr Jones," came the reply, "But this is Sarah, your wife is on her lunch break." "I know she is, that's why I'm calling you now."
^ also fake but hilarious
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you had to go there you took it to a whole nother level lmao
Figure since we making jokes in here
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Figure since we making jokes in here
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...based on a true story...
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forgot to mention is a Samsung fridge :beer:
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att stinks

they told me latest update is releasing in batches.
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... and? I mean, honestly... that's what you base your opinion of a company on? Not their horrible customer service or their amazingly increase in dropped calls? LoL
I know we all want the latest and greatest but I sometimes question why everyone loves the official releases of these updates/patches... this exploit was sealed up by the amazing devs on this site many moons ago yet everyone gets a half-stack when an official release comes out.
well at least its not like when I was with verizon. Love the blazing fast 4g speed but updates what are they. always months behind the other carriers updates if you got it at all. then the locked bootloaders.
New to the cell phone world hm? It's pretty rare for an update to hit an entire country at the same second.
Carrier updates? Lmao people round these parts update there own s hit
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really...if you care about ota updates from your carrier, you really don't belong on XDA..
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really...if you care about ota updates from your carrier, you really don't belong on XDA..
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Well said, sir. Well said.
Thread Closed and OP if you are unhappy with your Carrier you can always switch....but bottom-line XDA is not here for Members to rant on about their Carriers, Thank You.
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