http://en.paperblog.com/samsung-pays-apple-1-billion-sending-30-trucks-full-of-5-cents-coins-294795/
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I called my wife's work today and said, "I'm feeling unbelievably horny and I cant wait for you to finish. I'm going pick you up and drive you straight to the woods. Once there I'm going to tie you to a tree and slip my c%ck inside your tight little pu$!y." "Sorry Mr Jones," came the reply, "But this is Sarah, your wife is on her lunch break." "I know she is, that's why I'm calling you now."
^ also fake but hilarious
Lol, should I rename this the thread of jokes or what?
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iSaint said:
I called my wife's work today and said, "I'm feeling unbelievably horny and I cant wait for you to finish. I'm going pick you up and drive you straight to the woods. Once there I'm going to tie you to a tree and slip my c%ck inside your tight little pu$!y." "Sorry Mr Jones," came the reply, "But this is Sarah, your wife is on her lunch break." "I know she is, that's why I'm calling you now."
^ also fake but hilarious
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you had to go there you took it to a whole nother level lmao
Figure since we making jokes in here
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Figure since we making jokes in here
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...based on a true story...
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forgot to mention is a Samsung fridge :beer:
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Where can I find a decent sammich maker that will be dependable and easy to "use" and never have problems like talk back and say things like "I have a headache" ... ?
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Sorry, you're SOL.
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craigslist maybe? LOL
Ebay
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I heard Amazon has a nice selection, always remember...
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I've got a couple of well used ones in pretty good condition laying around if your interested Just be careful the maintenance on these used models may be a bit excessive.
Anywhere offer good warranties incase they get "damaged"
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Some places offer a "rent to own" plan, during this time they will be covered under warranty. But like with cars as soon as they're roll off the lot the value drops and they tend to break as soon as warranty is up!
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Russia? I know a lot of dumb 'rockabilly' chicks like making sammiches, unfortunately, you have to put up with the crappy music and worship of old junk.
I prefer sammich makers with daddy issues... I think I can still pull that angle off.
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I prefer sammich makers with daddy issues... I think I can still pull that angle off.
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LoL, I had one of them once, nice little sport model too!
Part 1
Part 2
Gotta say i love commercials from Samsung
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I like the first one lol.
The second one was kinda lame until she was like "why not?" and he just didn't have an answer. SO TRUE.
First one sucked so much ass, couldn't bring myself to watch the second one... but hey! Thanks for sharing :l
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Part 1
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Gotta say i love commercials from Samsung
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No worky.
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No worky.
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By some reason youtube app refusing to play them, but no problems if you open them in your browser (tested on stock ICS browser).
Bruce lee roy said:
First one sucked so much ass, couldn't bring myself to watch the second one... but hey! Thanks for sharing :l
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iPhone owner?
But why in a Nexus thread
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true ..
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ahahaha i love these short vidz Samsunged !
This one is good too : " It is the 1st unboxing video ! .... wooooooaww "
http://youtu.be/vOSgfvTC35A
Found this in the amaze forum throught it would be a good idea in our forum for the new people
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i want to say evil funny things, but i'm not allowed due my position
Lol
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AllGamer said:
i want to say evil funny things, but i'm not allowed due my position
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lol must be hard sometimes to contain yourself...lol
AllGamer said:
i want to say evil funny things, but i'm not allowed due my position
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Did i do something wrong?
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There is enough hate in the world. Why can't we all get along here ...?
Its now part of the requirement for signing up, they make you watch it
At least I know I did
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Its now part of the requirement for signing up, they make you watch it
At least I know I did
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That's hilarious!! Wow, "xda,so cool it makes you wanna smack yo momma! "
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That's hilarious!! Wow, "xda,so cool it makes you wanna smack yo momma! "
via my bleached S2
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Lol. The idea of the video is good, better than reading hundreds of pages on rules, its not like people read them anyhow. I'm not new to forums so when I first watched the video, I was quite amused
Just went to the register page and this is whats there:
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Please forgive me for asking what is probably a noob question:
For the last few weeks, perhaps since I upgraded to FI27, the google search doesn't pull up the contacts and local apps anymore. I can't figure out how to get it back. I've seen something about this feature bring removed from the galaxy III ... Did they do this to us as well? If not, can anyone point me to the correct setting for this? If yes ... Any workaround for this (I'm rooted, in case it matters).
Thanks for your help ... And again, my apologies if this is something I'm spoofed you figure out.
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You can thank apple for that. This happened on the galaxy nexus too I believe.
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Vash403 said:
You can thank apple for that. This happened on the galaxy nexus too I believe.
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Apple can suck it! Can't wait the the USPTO finalizes the invalidation of apples patents on crap that shouldn't have gotten a patent in the first place.
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Yea F&CK Apple.
But if you want to get Google to search your phone you'll have to use an older 'GoogleQuickSearchBox.apk'
Hint you might want to read this http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1762570
I haven't used this in a while I'm quite happy with Google Now so far.
Good luck.
Are you talking about this?
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It works for me, for now. But I a better case with a kickstand.
EDIT. I've made improvements. http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=2012049
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I think it's ready for mass production.
Nice, plus is recyclable.
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Haha, that's really handy! I'm sure it was a serious post but made me smile.
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Yes it's a serious post and a fun one too . Plus it got to show off the drawing capabilities of the Note 2 since I couldn't get my friend to take a picture of my device and the makeshift dock while watching Dexter on it. I had to cover the screen a little bit while Dexter did his killing. The screen is so huge. I didn't want to freak out the folks at Starbucks with all of Dexter's gore.
I really like the idea, seems very inventive and a good use of available resources.
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An engineering marvel sir.
OP , Apple more then likely has patent on your design so be careful stay away from mass production.
Is this the new Accesories forum? LMAO
I'm SO going to do this on my desk on Monday
Almost FREE too
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That is a great and practical idea. THANK YOU OP!
I've made improvements and provided illustrated instructions on how to make your own (free) kickstand. http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=2012049
Nice! Here's a design using two plastic cards and some tape.
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