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Epic 4g touch and the ladies!!

Idk about anyone here but my phone have gotten me laid a lot in the past few months since I've got it. Idk how long this would last as the ice breaker is usually, "wow is that the new iphone", "that's a really cool phone", or "what kind of phone is this?". And I simply reply its a galaxy s2, and the rest is history.
Anyone's Phone gotten them laid lately?

sader2202 said:
Idk about anyone here but my phone have gotten me laid a lot in the past few months since I've got it. Idk how long this would last as the ice breaker is usually, "wow is that the new iphone", "that's a really cool phone", or "what kind of phone is this?". And I simply reply its a galaxy s2, and the rest is history.
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pics or gtfo

How old are these girls?
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Cool story bro.
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Watching porn on your phone doesn't count.
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vandizzam said:
How old are these girls?
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His reply: "Old enough to cross the street."
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I'm in college bro and no watching porn doesn't count.

kd0axs said:
Watching porn on your phone doesn't count.
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I almost drove off the road when I read this lol..
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sader2202 said:
I'm in college bro and no watching porn doesn't count.
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Oh he called you a bro, so it must be true.

Using your own hand while watching porn on your phone definitely doesn't count.

I believe it. I've seen it happen. Friend has at&t version, came from iPhone.
And I quote... "its soo BIG!"
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MrDowntown12 said:
"its soo BIG!"
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thats what she said!!!!

sader2202 said:
Idk about anyone here but my phone have gotten me laid a lot in the past few months since I've got it. Idk how long this would last as the ice breaker is usually, "wow is that the new iphone", "that's a really cool phone", or "what kind of phone is this?". And I simply reply its a galaxy s2, and the rest is history.
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I thought this was odd until i saw that you're in Brooklyn. Totally believable. The chicken heads in that borough get mesmerized by even shiny pennies.

LordLugard said:
I thought this was odd until i saw that you're in Brooklyn. Totally believable. The chicken heads in that borough get mesmerized by even shiny pennies.
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Ain't that the Bronx where that happens?

MrDowntown12 said:
I believe it. I've seen it happen. Friend has at&t version, came from iPhone.
And I quote... "its soo BIG!"
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Ladies* are constantly** all like, "your phone is HUGE!" Then I'm like, "that's what SHE said!"*** Then we TOTALLY make out with our faces!****
*guys too
**probably more like two or three times over a period of two months
***I don't say "that's what she said" because I already have a girlfriend who puts up with my endearingly lame jokes
****I go back to texting endearingly lame jokes to my girlfriend

I don't need to flash a phone to girls to get me laid....
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The phone was an almost complete turn on, all I had to do is flash my theme and she was all over me.

I can firmly say that chicks never gave 2 ****s about my phone...lol
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For me my phone is a total **** block, used to have better game before.
Girl: Is that an iphone?
Me: NO *****! Its a sprint epic 4g touch samsung galaxy S2
Girl: (shrugs) nerd... (walks away)
Me: she must be a lesbian, because according to xda this phone gets you laid like crazy
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Yeahhh noooope don't believe ya
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Using phone in public...

Does anyone attract attention while using their phone in public? I can't count the amount of people who were amazed at the phone. They usually say, " I thought only iphones can do that! "
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people usually ask me if this is a phone or a mini tablet. They think it is gigantic
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Branso07 said:
people usually ask me if this is a phone or a mini tablet. They think it is gigantic
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Same here, I just tell them this is how real smartphones are made.
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then i guess i'm on the lucky side.
as everyone that has asked me they automatically recognizes it's a SGS2
they all say "wow! is that the S2?" or "How's reception on it?" or "which network are you using it on?"

Yeah, I had a couple of my friends with iPhones tell me the screen was really nice and clear. Its such a nice sized phone for me too.
There is enough hate in the world. Why can't we all get along here ...?

I always get asked, why is the screen so big lol

That's funny when women ask me why its so big they've never referred to the phone.
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laraiza said:
That's funny when women ask me why its so big they've never referred to the phone.
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Bahahahaa good laugh man

i always get a bunch of iphags coming up to me and tellingm e their icrap is better, then i'll always prove them wrong by showing them a movie on my phone, or playing a game(like riptide gp) just so they would stop sucking steve job's dead ass

AznDud333 said:
i always get a bunch of iphags coming up to me and tellingm e their icrap is better, then i'll always prove them wrong by showing them a movie on my phone, or playing a game(like riptide gp) just so they would stop sucking steve job's dead ass
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I think the majority of their games are better than ours. Android has come a long way but still has a long way to go too.
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laraiza said:
That's funny when women ask me why its so big they've never referred to the phone.
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Hahaha nice one .
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i never get any of this hahaha but when i had my streak 5 haha thats a eye popper hahaa i love big screens
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I get some attention at work, and when the iPhone guys mess with me I just say how long does your battery last LOL
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I was walking by a group of people in line for the iPhone4s and I hear some guys say "What is that?" one asked "hey bro can we see your phone?" They liked the huge screen, I told them about the 4g speeds, and they all go "ohh that's a Samsung." I then say "Yeah its a Galaxy S II, this phone is AMAZING." and proceed to get into a cab. True Story.
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was this recorded and used in the comercial ? hahaha
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i get "damn thats huge" and then i replied "thats what she said"

People always admire my phones since I've come from the sensation, amaze now this they see its the latest n greatest n that sexy white just catches eyes this really is a sick phone has took me a while to get use to the things that are worse about this phone then the amaze though
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Everyone goes that phones so big! And I'm like oh you have an Iphone? Yeah I got 4.5 inches of botty shaking ova here b!tches!! What now!?
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Everyone at my school already says that's a pretty big phone when they see my SR, I can't wait to hear the responses at how big my Note will be.
But of course, I usually get more replies about my penis size, but this is not the thread, nor the forum for that.

Longcat14 said:
Everyone at my school already says that's a pretty big phone when they see my SR, I can't wait to hear the responses at how big my Note will be.
But of course, I usually get more replies about my penis size, but this is not the thread, nor the forum for that.
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Yes we all love laughing at the size of your wang
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Who stole from who?

Yeah well look what I found!!!
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Everyone knows Google owns Canon.

Basically picked up $150 there. What are you going to do with it?

Canon has used that X in ixus since at least 2001(if that is what you are talking about)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:01_Digital_Ixus_300.JPG

IRageQuitHard said:
Basically picked up $150 there. What are you going to do with it?
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If I were to guess, and I wont. I would say take pictures. Probably of stuff. Maybe birds or trees. Or maybe he might use it as a blunt force object and kill the next person he sees. Just a guess. Like I said im not gonna guess.

Wtf is wrong with you guys? Flaming me for nothing!!! How the hell am I supposed to know that Google owns cannon?
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freebordjunky said:
Wtf is wrong with you guys? Flaming me for nothing!!! How the hell am I supposed to know that Google owns cannon?
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Google doesnt own Canon. I was trolling to see who was awake enough to realize I was trolling.
Here is a sandwich and some dancing brockoli to make you feel better.

xD
-Google Galaxy Nexus

Muaaahahaha

chongodroid said:
muaaahahaha
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ha ha haaa! Well done. I couldnt have done any better myself.

Funniest thread of the day. Dumbest too. Lol.
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I still don't get it. Maybe I am slow...

So who stole from who?

C'mon, guys. Everyone knows that Apple invented the stylized "X". In fact, I'm surprised they haven't sued anyone over it yet!

This thread has me in tears XD.
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Yeah well we all know that everything evil started with an Apple waaaay back in the bible!!! So it wouldn't surprise me if the kinda sneaked that in here in the faith that cannon would try to destroy Google!
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freebordjunky said:
Yeah well we all know that everything evil started with an Apple waaaay back in the bible!!! So it wouldn't surprise me if the kinda sneaked that in here in the faith that cannon would try to destroy Google!
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LOL
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LISTEN to the stupid joke!!

hey guys listen to the stupid joke about android!! listen at exactly 1 minute http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRcXrV_n8xE&feature=g-u-u

I'm not clicking that.
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SocialReject said:
I'm not clicking that.
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why not

Don't expect anyone to click that with that kind of post, sounds dodgy as hell.

Well its siri is making fun of the android names. The joke is "hey anybody tried out ice cream sandwich or jellybean, whos coming up with these names "Ben and Jerry" !! ". I just thought that apple is stupid to be making jokes about android.

dakota.breeden said:
Well its siri is making fun of the android names. The joke is "hey anybody tried out ice cream sandwich or jellybean, whos coming up with these names "Ben and Jerry" !! ". I just thought that apple is stupid to be making jokes about android.
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lol damn people are paranoid as hell. it is a youtube link.

yeah its a youtube link to "Apples special event" and they are making fun of android.

Yea, never heard of a virus from watching YouTube. You guys are being a bit paranoid.
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Lighten up, they were funny.
If Google did it you'd be praising them for it.
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slayr76 said:
Don't expect anyone to click that with that kind of post, sounds dodgy as hell.
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Youtube.com is not dodgy.

i have never heard of the youtube virus. And I did laugh at the jokes its just im wondering why they made them.

zephiK said:
Youtube.com is not dodgy.
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Obviously you haven't been to youtube before.
"Rare video of xxxxx!!!!!!1"
"Never before seen Scarlet Johannsen nude !!!!!!!111"
"Incredibly funny fail video!!!!!!!!11"
Yea, dodgy is too kind of a word, you are correct after all.

Who is 'Ben and Jerry'?
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costlyman said:
Who is 'Ben and Jerry'?
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Makers of the over-hyped-and-not-so-delicious Ben&Jerry's ice cream.
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MikeyMike01 said:
Lighten up, they were funny.
If Google did it you'd be praising them for it.
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I like how Google holds a higher standard, I wouldn't praise Google if they repeatedly bashed Apple like a immature fanboy.

Everybody loved the android eating the apple drawing though last year......

Stupid YouTube links... Always giving me a virus
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tanner4137 said:
Stupid YouTube links... Always giving me a virus
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Was that bluescreen picture from your iPad?
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Herman76 said:
Was that bluescreen picture from your iPad?
Swiftkey'ed on my CM9 Galaxy Nexus
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Of course
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I actually laughed at some of their jokes. The Android one is not funny, but the fridge one is (in my opinion).

[Discussion]Apples New Claims

So, I don't know if anyone has read the new claims that crapple seems to be bringing to court but here is a link to the post.
http://phandroid.com/2012/11/06/app...01/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Although here is some what of a break down of the contents.
It seems as though Apple has gone some crazy insane on crack or something because now they want to add 17 devices because they're all compatible with a stylus in some way. Now how the hell is that possible? None of Apple's products use a stylus, that I'm aware of anyway. At least they don't ship with one. Also, they are going after the GNex now, because hmmmm....It's running Jelly Bean?! That doesn't make any damn sense what so ever. So I though I would just bring this up for some discussion because I don' have the slightest idea how they can do this?

I always read about apple trying find something ***** about android / Samsung software and products. It seems like they just want own the market, but that just it not everyone cares for them. I see how their product is their own. But lot of it seems picky
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My mom for some reason got an iPhone 5, I told here it was a piece of worthless crap, and she didn't listen. Needless to say 2 weeks later she is taking it back I convinced her to get a Note 2!
But along the lines of the whole patent thing, they say there going after the GNex because it has Jelly Bean, BUT all other JB devices are fine!? Makes NO damn sense!

Ya I seen apple attack Samsung for a lot of things. Last couple of years, last time I read anything was that apple claim Samsung copy their design.. Silly power hungry company's
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They're just trying to get money back that they payed to Samsung for their parts lmao
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Apple will fold eventually. They always do. Look how long they tried to hold out on powerpc cpus before finally giving in to Intel -_-

I hope they get what's coming to them, and soon.
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apple wants to hold the patent on touchscreen technology, and will probably sue everyone until they get it

They are just mad because they lost a battle and are now paying out 360+ mil lol
Little babies lol

reddragon72 said:
They are just mad because they lost a battle and are now paying out 360+ mil lol
Little babies lol
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Really? Who they lost to?
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yellowman82 said:
Really? Who they lost to?
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VirnetX. Look for the article by Bloomberg.
: edit: Better yet, here it is. http://mobile.bloomberg.com/news/20...-2-million-to-virnetx-in-patent-trial-1-.html
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MoHoGalore said:
VirnetX. Look for the article by Bloomberg.
: edit: Better yet, here it is. http://mobile.bloomberg.com/news/20...-2-million-to-virnetx-in-patent-trial-1-.html
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Thats crazy but I like the line
“Apple does not owe money to VirnetX,”Danny Williams, a lawyer with Williams, Morgan & Amerson in Houston who represents Apple, told the jury. “VirnetX is not entitled to money for things they did not invent. Lol like apple hasn't done the same.
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yellowman82 said:
Thats crazy but I like the line
“Apple does not owe money to VirnetX,”Danny Williams, a lawyer with Williams, Morgan & Amerson in Houston who represents Apple, told the jury. “VirnetX is not entitled to money for things they did not invent. Lol like apple hasn't done the same.
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It'll be interesting to see what the stance is on appeal.
Even when they lose they deny.. I'm reminded of Nixon... "I'm not a crook! "
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MoHoGalore said:
It'll be interesting to see what the stance is on appeal.
Even when they lose they deny.. I'm reminded of Nixon... "I'm not a crook! "
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lol to the Nixon part. I seriously hope they get screwed over big time.
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Apple is pretty much the illuminati of the business industry.
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My wife just got an iphone 4s the other day, even she was amazed by how little control you have.
I've messed with them before and they are nice products, but you can't even remove apps from the home screens. I was so confused by this. She doesn't need a stock app. How do you get rid of the icon? You don't.
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I have a small feeling they are attacking the GNex because it is ALWAYS updated. Google keeps the GNex on top of it. Apple probably views it as a threat because while we are here using the GNex for quite awhile (since we don't get bored with it), Apple has to release an entire new product to keep the users entertained.

crkdslider said:
I have a small feeling they are attacking the GNex because it is ALWAYS updated. Google keeps the GNex on top of it. Apple probably views it as a threat because while we are here using the GNex for quite awhile (since we don't get bored with it), Apple has to release an entire new product to keep the users entertained.
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That makes a lot of sense never looked at it that way. But seriously for a healthy market there needs to be competition and if you suck that bad you go out of business that's that.
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MajorTankz said:
Apple is pretty much the illuminati of the business industry.
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WHAT DOES that mean?
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That makes a lot of sense never looked at it that way. But seriously for a healthy market there needs to be competition and if you suck that bad you go out of business that's that.
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true man... im glad google has stepped up to man...use to have an ipad and iphone but its north worth it to me for the price....
now i have a nexus 7 and hope to get a nexus 4 soon.... which will cost me as much as an ipad alone so i am happy.

They really should be unallowed to file stupid claims with almost zero basis just on poor sportsmanship alone. They're butt hurt from Android gaining the majority marketshare
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