LISTEN to the stupid joke!! - Samsung Galaxy Nexus

hey guys listen to the stupid joke about android!! listen at exactly 1 minute http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRcXrV_n8xE&feature=g-u-u

I'm not clicking that.
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SocialReject said:
I'm not clicking that.
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why not

Don't expect anyone to click that with that kind of post, sounds dodgy as hell.

Well its siri is making fun of the android names. The joke is "hey anybody tried out ice cream sandwich or jellybean, whos coming up with these names "Ben and Jerry" !! ". I just thought that apple is stupid to be making jokes about android.

dakota.breeden said:
Well its siri is making fun of the android names. The joke is "hey anybody tried out ice cream sandwich or jellybean, whos coming up with these names "Ben and Jerry" !! ". I just thought that apple is stupid to be making jokes about android.
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lol damn people are paranoid as hell. it is a youtube link.

yeah its a youtube link to "Apples special event" and they are making fun of android.

Yea, never heard of a virus from watching YouTube. You guys are being a bit paranoid.
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Lighten up, they were funny.
If Google did it you'd be praising them for it.
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slayr76 said:
Don't expect anyone to click that with that kind of post, sounds dodgy as hell.
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Youtube.com is not dodgy.

i have never heard of the youtube virus. And I did laugh at the jokes its just im wondering why they made them.

zephiK said:
Youtube.com is not dodgy.
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Obviously you haven't been to youtube before.
"Rare video of xxxxx!!!!!!1"
"Never before seen Scarlet Johannsen nude !!!!!!!111"
"Incredibly funny fail video!!!!!!!!11"
Yea, dodgy is too kind of a word, you are correct after all.

Who is 'Ben and Jerry'?
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costlyman said:
Who is 'Ben and Jerry'?
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Makers of the over-hyped-and-not-so-delicious Ben&Jerry's ice cream.
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MikeyMike01 said:
Lighten up, they were funny.
If Google did it you'd be praising them for it.
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I like how Google holds a higher standard, I wouldn't praise Google if they repeatedly bashed Apple like a immature fanboy.

Everybody loved the android eating the apple drawing though last year......

Stupid YouTube links... Always giving me a virus
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tanner4137 said:
Stupid YouTube links... Always giving me a virus
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Was that bluescreen picture from your iPad?
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Herman76 said:
Was that bluescreen picture from your iPad?
Swiftkey'ed on my CM9 Galaxy Nexus
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Of course
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I actually laughed at some of their jokes. The Android one is not funny, but the fridge one is (in my opinion).

Related

[Q] do females use xda?

I'm just woundering how many females use xda never seen this asked bfore.
vocaltreat does....
I'm guessing xda is probobly 99.3 percent male users . But hey I could be wrng
Everyone knows there aren't any females on the internet.
I disagree the internet is mostly nude females. Lol I think u ment they don't use the internet
Conversations like this keep the girls away.
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The question is are there many females who use xda. Not why don't females use xda
Just voicing my opinion
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I agree. It is true though the internet is like 90 percent pornographic. I'm serious though I have never met a woman with a rooted phone or one who even knew what it ment.
LOL I met one who didn't know what rooting was and never let anyone touch her phone but she was mysteriously on cyanogenomod
It was "interesting"
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silver03wrx said:
I agree. It is true though the internet is like 90 percent pornographic. I'm serious though I have never met a woman with a rooted phone or one who even knew what it ment.
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I remember one time. There was a female asking a root question. It was like her first post, so some people welcomed the new member. Been a while though.
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Haha that is a strange situation. Someone sneak rooted her phone
gtuansdiamm said:
Conversations like this keep the girls away.
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Lol.
10char
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I've seen this really hot chick by the name of spicy burrito.
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Esteway.619 said:
I've seen this really hot chick by the name of spicy burrito.
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This
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Lol all over this thread ....
Esteway.619 said:
I've seen this really hot chick by the name of spicy burrito.
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Oh boy, do I have some disappointing news for you guys.
I'm a guy. My avatar is a miley cyrus picture I found a while ago.
Hold on. Let me change my avatar.
SpicyBurrito said:
Oh boy, do I have some disappointing news for you guys.
I'm a guy. My avatar is a miley cyrus picture I found a while ago.
Hold on. Let me change my avatar.
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Yea i knew that was Miley cyrus ... which reminds me im low on tissues./
LOL JK JKJKJKJKJKJK
SpicyBurrito said:
Oh boy, do I have some disappointing news for you guys.
I'm a guy. My avatar is a miley cyrus picture I found a while ago.
Hold on. Let me change my avatar.
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Burrito
How funny. I was just getting ready to mention you too. You had us all fooled.
I have seen a few posts here and there that sounded like they came from girls but who knows.
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silver03wrx said:
I'm serious though I have never met a woman with a rooted phone or one who even knew what it ment.
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My GF has a rooted EVO, but I did it for her
She runs SPB Shell 3D as her launcher, and thinks its the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Look, <girlie sequel> it shows the weather, and the clouds move, and the messages animate, and.... <sequel>
Rooted, themed, and tricked out... and its the launcher that gets all the credit
Go figure...

Who stole from who?

Yeah well look what I found!!!
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Everyone knows Google owns Canon.
Basically picked up $150 there. What are you going to do with it?
Canon has used that X in ixus since at least 2001(if that is what you are talking about)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:01_Digital_Ixus_300.JPG
IRageQuitHard said:
Basically picked up $150 there. What are you going to do with it?
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If I were to guess, and I wont. I would say take pictures. Probably of stuff. Maybe birds or trees. Or maybe he might use it as a blunt force object and kill the next person he sees. Just a guess. Like I said im not gonna guess.
Wtf is wrong with you guys? Flaming me for nothing!!! How the hell am I supposed to know that Google owns cannon?
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freebordjunky said:
Wtf is wrong with you guys? Flaming me for nothing!!! How the hell am I supposed to know that Google owns cannon?
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Google doesnt own Canon. I was trolling to see who was awake enough to realize I was trolling.
Here is a sandwich and some dancing brockoli to make you feel better.
xD
-Google Galaxy Nexus
Muaaahahaha
chongodroid said:
muaaahahaha
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ha ha haaa! Well done. I couldnt have done any better myself.
Funniest thread of the day. Dumbest too. Lol.
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I still don't get it. Maybe I am slow...
So who stole from who?
C'mon, guys. Everyone knows that Apple invented the stylized "X". In fact, I'm surprised they haven't sued anyone over it yet!
This thread has me in tears XD.
A hostile nerd is the worst kind of nerd.
-Ghandi
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Yeah well we all know that everything evil started with an Apple waaaay back in the bible!!! So it wouldn't surprise me if the kinda sneaked that in here in the faith that cannon would try to destroy Google!
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freebordjunky said:
Yeah well we all know that everything evil started with an Apple waaaay back in the bible!!! So it wouldn't surprise me if the kinda sneaked that in here in the faith that cannon would try to destroy Google!
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LOL
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What happens when we reach Z?

I want to know what happens when we finish all the 26 letters on some version of android?
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And this matters specifically to Galaxy Nexus how?
I know what you mean though. Google'll probably mix words.
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Theshawty said:
And this matters specifically to Galaxy Nexus how?
I know what you mean though. Google'll probably mix words.
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because the nexus is pure google and google = android and android = google which means its related to the nexus which is infact google and android!
They start from the beginning again. By then they will be long forgotten.
I think by the time there have been 17 more versions of Android, we won't still be using Android...
martonikaj said:
I think by the time there have been 17 more versions of Android, we won't still be using Android...
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Yeah if they go to the "version a year" model that Apple has, then that will be quite some time from now. I agree: Android probably won't be around then.
EDIT: Unless the smartphone market becomes like the PC market. I.e. Windows, Mac, Linux.
swbf2lord said:
Yeah if they go to the "version a year" model that Apple has, then that will be quite some time from now. I agree: Android probably won't be around then.
EDIT: Unless the smartphone market becomes like the PC market. I.e. Windows, Mac, Linux.
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Android will be around, but the software may have a different name. Windows/Microsoft, Android/Linux, iOS/Apple, I think are here to stay.
They just change names like Baindroid Applesauce. A,A-Z then B,A-Z
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swbf2lord said:
Yeah if they go to the "version a year" model that Apple has, then that will be quite some time from now. I agree: Android probably won't be around then.
EDIT: Unless the smartphone market becomes like the PC market. I.e. Windows, Mac, Linux.
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Well they're already going 1 version a year and have said so. Guess we'll see. I just don't think that 5 years from now our phones will be running Android as we think of it today. Don't think this naming convention issue is something Google needs to worry about
I don't think we'll see Android live to make it to the letter Z...
It'll no doubt be chrome OS and simply be chips in our brains by then.
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When Google makes it to z then... apple will have been bought out and it will simply be iandroid.
bow chicka wow wow.
reflux21 said:
I want to know what happens when we finish all the 26 letters on some version of android?
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All our phones self destruct and the universe ends
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DrKaotica said:
All our phones self destruct and the universe ends
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^^^^^ this. Hahahaha
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Going by ancient Mayan knowledge the world's gonna blow this December. We'll be lucky to even reach the Jellybean update
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most likely just name it from something other than sweets.
Project Glass!
zetsumeikuro said:
Project Glass!
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Oh god. I'm sure people will moan its not Gorilla Glass still........
killyouridols said:
Oh god. I'm sure people will moan its not Gorilla Glass still........
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Before that Apple will sue Google because it resembles Steve jobs glasses too closely and from a viewing distance looks the same. Lol
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AndIKnow said:
Going by ancient Mayan knowledge the world's gonna blow this December. We'll be lucky to even reach the Jellybean update
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Looks like we are lucky enough now hoping for key lime pie
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IPhone 4s/5 prank lol

Thought I would share this its a must watch its very funny lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdIWKytq_q4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Hahaha wow
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Sheep
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Yeah its definitely faster, Screen is bigger too...
HAHAHAHA Hilarious
D1rk said:
Yeah its definitely faster, Screen is bigger too...
HAHAHAHA Hilarious
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It makes me wonder how many more like these folks are out there lol
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yellowman82 said:
It makes me wonder how many more like these folks are out there lol
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Every single apple fanboy and girl on the planet. In the famous words of bugs bunny "what a buncha maroons"
We are legion, for we are many.
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I have have the 4s and it a definite improvement.
What morons.
TeAm VeNuM: Choose your pOiSoN
I thank the op for a good laugh!
But in before the lock and jay's hammer
Lol this funny
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I wish they would have gotten their reactions when they told em it was the exact same overpriced piece of fruit. That would have been priceless
We are legion, for we are many.
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Jay before you lock this, watch the video. Laugh, post what you think, then close.
Edit: Looke what i just found http://www.droiddog.com/android-blog/2012/09/apple-sues-polish-deli-for-website-a-pl/
Seriously?
D1rk said:
Jay before you lock this, watch the video. Laugh, post what you think, then close.
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Why would the thread get locked?
There aren't any rules being broken.
times_infinity said:
Why would the thread get locked?
There aren't any rules being broken.
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I know but jay doesnt like Apple bashing.
D1rk said:
I know but jay doesnt like Apple bashing.
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It's not apple bashing, it's showing how people can be told that something is a new version of an existing product and believe it 100% and not even question it.
It's not specific to Apple products, it happens with everything.
They just used the iPhone as an example because it's a popular device (believe it or not) and people know that the iPhone 5 release is coming up.
times_infinity said:
It's not apple bashing, it's showing how people can be told that something is a new version of an existing product and believe it 100% and not even question it.
It's not specific to Apple products, it happens with everything.
They just used the iPhone as an example because it's a popular device (believe it or not) and people know that the iPhone 5 release is coming up.
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Guess you are right :highfive:. Dont close the thread!!!!!!
LMAO...thanks.
Although this was probably planned, but still funny as hell.
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-EViL-KoNCEPTz- said:
I wish they would have gotten their reactions when they told em it was the exact same overpriced piece of fruit. That would have been priceless
We are legion, for we are many.
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That's what I was hoping for that would have been hilarious lol.
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Great experiment!
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In before the lock...
Lmfao, stupid sheep.
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D1rk said:
Jay before you lock this, watch the video. Laugh, post what you think, then close.
Edit: Looke what i just found http://www.droiddog.com/android-blog/2012/09/apple-sues-polish-deli-for-website-a-pl/
Seriously?
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Another example of apples stupidity.
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Is this the average iPhone user?? lol......check it out!

This is funny I wonder if we (the android user) would do the same.....check it out!
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rdIWKytq_q4
That was the funniest iPhone related video ever
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http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1885259
wow people are that dumb i don't own a iphone and can tell the difference.
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Wow! Dummies.
I've never laughed so hard half of them had the same phone and said it was faster
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That is hilarious... Did anyone see the actual show? I wonder if they ended up telling these people that it was really an iPhone 4S just like the one they currently own..
Thanks for the laugh!
That was an amazing video and seriously describes about 98% of the iPhone user population!
I was watching this video when I dropped and cracked my phone
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gtuansdiamm said:
I was watching this video when I dropped and cracked my phone
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Sorry that happened bro....but you have to admit its that funny.
Oh yeah I forgot to say, even Apple claims their uses confuse the Samsung Galaxy phones for the iPhone... what does that about what Apple thinks about their iPhone users?
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Sorry that happened bro....but you have to admit its that funny.
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Its all cool
Now I must find a way to get a free way to get it fixed
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