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Auto correct is funny

Now this is laughs & I can relate as it's happened to me more than once:
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Lots of these seem fake. Thanks though

yea go to the website and make them urself :/

I read these all the time. I have to stop cause it hurts from laughing. Everyone else grow a sense of humor
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http://ifaketext.com/

Some of these things were funny back when they were real, now like 98% are fake.

Fake or not I think a majority of us here can relate that its happened to us before.
Obviously the creation of that website was based off of real world results.

SAShady said:
I read these all the time. I have to stop cause it hurts from laughing. Everyone else grow a sense of humor
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How do u grow one???
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T.C.P said:
How do u grow one???
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user meant to say "have" instead of "grow", stupid auto correct.

lol these were pretty funny lol I'm busting a gut right now with some of those hahahaha.

Lmfao right now
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Good laughs maybe I will fall asleep now
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who cares if theyre fake? arent almost ALL stand up comedian's jokes fake? or did i just ruin that for you, internet?
On my way to make my MOTTSAPPLESAUCE payment

My favorite auto correct failure is in Swype.
Type xo 5 times with no spaces, then take a look at the first suggestion. It will let you know what Swype thinks of your love of someone else.
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acidbuzz3 said:
My favorite auto correct failure is in Swype.
Type xo 5 times with no spaces, then take a look at the first suggestion. It will let you know what Swype thinks of your love of someone else.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4kiYA3MmK4

Omg that last one was so funny i was laughing so hard
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Thanks for making me giggle like a girl loll
Fake or not, funny as hell
I most always proof read before sending, otherwise I'd have horror stories
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Got 3 friends with iPhones and I swear every 5 texts or less they got a typo... Is iPhone autocorrect really that horrible?
PS: SwiftKey autocorrect FTW!

halojinx said:
user meant to say "have" instead of "grow", stupid auto correct.
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True story
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This was the funniest thing I've read in a while thanks for the laugh op
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I was just about to make this thread lol....damn you people thinking faster than me!!!!!!!
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Danial723 said:
I was just about to make this thread lol....damn you people thinking faster than me!!!!!!!
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Then you must have been reading the ICS thread too...
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splitnail said:
Then you must have been reading the ICS thread too...
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Both dev and discussion lol
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splitnail said:
Then you must have been reading the ICS thread too...
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Who isn't?
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JohnCorleone said:
I hate you all!!!!!
Have a good night everyone!
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You suck!!!

OK now.....lets use this thread for legitimate arguments ......can we place bets on who will win?
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Bubby
Just lit the fire
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This ain't 4chan so it ought to be pretty tame./

ludrose said:
Bubby
Just lit the fire
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Oh no! I think you just opened Pandora's box!
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Lol just had to read and see what it was all about I made a post and broke out. I get it when guys say to be nice but honestly his hard is it to read the OP and use Google. Oh well we just got to face some are hand holders and some will cut the hand off. Its called balance and even in a forum its necessary. Back to your hate guys.... Isn't hate grand...lol
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Samsung sucks...I'm getting an iPhone.

phatmanxxl said:
Samsung sucks...I'm getting an iPhone.
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Them are fightin' words round here partna.

Undervolting really doesn't make that significance to your battery. Your talking tops 1% an hour anything more than that and you are sacrificing stability and usability.
Benchmarks just don't make sense to me, all phones are ****ing fast these days as long as it does everything it is supposed to do with out lag then who cares? Again, sacrificing battery and stability for a number.
Users of XDA should make more of an effort to come here and learn instead of just being end users. Even if all you learn and contribute is the simple use of 7zip or how to change some colors. Teachers and students > Producers and consumers.
I thought about deleting this and not posting but I like the idea of this thread.
Oh and too each his own, you have the right to disagree with me and I encourage it.

Those unnamed trolls who probably don't feel that they're being trolls (hah), aren't going to post in here. They should be banned from using the quote button until they kiss and make up.

[OFF TOPIC] Now fanboys really can be fanboys...

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/iphone-fan
I found this hilarious so I thought I'd share a little LOLs with the GNex community, from whom I've received so much knowledge and awesomeness.

Ryjabo said:
http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/iphone-fan
I found this hilarious so I thought I'd share a little LOLs with the GNex community, from whom I've received so much knowledge and awesomeness.
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Lmao
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Nice one there
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One of the comments:
Russ Palmer
This just proves that the iphone can do anything.
Yeah right. Haha! The maker of that thing should be careful. If Apple finds out that this exist, they will sue the maker for patent infringement. Then they'll slap the Apple logo on it and sell it for 100$.

Just goes to show iSheep will buy anything. You could put an apple logo on a turd and someone would buy it.

Where can I purchase said turd? Is there a line for it already?
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L0l.

Isheep get hot in the summer with all that wool.
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sublimaze said:
Just goes to show iSheep will buy anything. You could put an apple logo on a turd and someone would buy it.
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LOL I use the turd analogy all the time and I just showed my gf your comment and I said "See, I'm not the only one who says that!" She then proceeded to call me stupid.
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jaycarag said:
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Then they'll slap the Apple logo on it and sell it for 100$.
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Truth.
And the worst part? People would pay that to get it.
Damn hipsters.

wonder if its actually called... i-Blow

I agree, it should be priced at $100 and it would sell.

http://iphone.appstorm.net/roundups/lifestyle-roundups/45-iphone-home-screens/
The iPhone fanboys call this "home screen customisation". #facepalm

Lmfao! That fan idea has to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. And as for this example of stock iPhone "minimalism"...
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I say this...
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jjhiza said:
Lmfao! That fan idea has to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. And as for this example of stock iPhone "minimalism"...
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But it is minimalism. There's minimal space to place in more icons.
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Zepius said:
wonder if its actually called... i-Blow
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Hahaha, good one Now they have to make a fan that cools down the phone, by sucking air in

jjhiza said:
Lmfao! That fan idea has to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. And as for this example of stock iPhone "minimalism"...
I say this...
Galaxy Nexus - Liquid JB v2 Beta 1
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I feel this would be more appropriate......
http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2012/04/06/demotivational-posters-facetile/

^Hahahahaha! Priceless! :thumbup:
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MS. said:
Hahaha, good one Now they have to make a fan that cools down the phone, by sucking air in
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An isuck to go along with an iblow. Sweet.
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remember tamagotchi's? those were cool.

cnstarz said:
remember tamagotchi's? those were cool.
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Android Tamagotchi coming soon.....
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masaidjet said:
Android Tamagotchi coming soon.....
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Like this or this ?

dragon_rckr said:
Like this or this ?
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Hahaha yes! Now I can play on my sIII lol jk jk I won't but still kinda cool to see things from my childhood on android maybe I will try it......
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Lol I used have one and took care of it...there's a free version, think it's Neco and Inu for cat and dog in Japanese nut I can't find them :/

iPhone 5 sucks

khaaru said:
iPhone 5 sucks
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thanks for this very original post.

Already PreOrdered Can't wait till 21st !!!
Best Phone Ever ^_^

khaaru said:
iPhone 5 sucks
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sucks "slightly" less than iphone 4 lol
OMFG i hate captcha! took me a dozen tries to get the stupid **** right!

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How true this ad is.
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I phone 5 does sucks. But the illusion and brainwash power they have on their loyal customers is incredible!
As soon as the pre-order came they have already sold out. Marketing geniuses?
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http://www.bgr.com/2012/08/29/apple-64-gb-iphone-4s-trade-in-offer-345-dollars/
And this is publicity stunt that has them selling...they're practically paying their customers to by the new unit! $345 for the old iPhone 4S 64GB with their buyback program...some will be making a profit. No wonder they sold out

How long do we think the current set of Android devices will be the best choice? I mean, until they are one-upped by the next set of Android devices obviously. I just don't know the lineup of the future.

monlo said:
How long do we think the current set of Android devices will be the best choice? I mean, until they are one-upped by the next set of Android devices obviously. I just don't know the lineup of the future.
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This and this can you give an idea, it's the upcoming line up of phones to Sprint. Although some are just rumors or leaks, but they have been spot on most of the time with dates and specs.
There was another website that had more info but can't find it...

I think this is the right place for this..
Hahaha I love it when I see stuff like this.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf5-Prx19ZM&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Newest Samsung ad, another right hook at apple.
I love Samsung's sense of humor.
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hahhahaha best video everrr...poor iCrap users....

Don't kill me...lol

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I'm confused as to the point of this thread bud? You wanted to show us your home screen?
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IOS craptastic
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I don't get it either. There's a thread for showing your home screens. You didn't need to start a thread for showing your iPhone looking sgs3.
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This thread need to be closed. Its an app very sucks and freaking lag.

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Lmfao.
Why don't you just get an iPhone
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I use my iPad as much as my GS3 if not more... I need both..

I got an ipad2 after having used my Android phones since the G1. I found the iPad2 almost unusable. Not only that, but I am not buying apps that I've already bought. Looking forward to being able to buy a Nexus7 or KFHD to replace it.

psykhotic said:
I use my iPad as much as my GS3 if not more... I need both..
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DO NOT reply to this idioit.. hes always harassing people on the forum.. he should be banned.. no wonder girls dont like him.

obla1 said:
DO NOT reply to this idioit.. hes always harassing people on the forum.. he should be banned.. no wonder girls dont like him.
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How is he harassing anyone with that statement?
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Double post...
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obla1 said:
DO NOT reply to this idioit.. hes always harassing people on the forum.. he should be banned.. no wonder girls dont like him.
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Wait what are you on dude? Check all of my posts lol. I have never flamed on this website ever. I try to be as helpful as possible. I was just being silly it was meant as a laugh. And apparently it put a smile on some people's faces. I saw that app on flip board today and thought I would give everyone a laugh. But thanks for being your non influential post. Thanks for the defense Mr dude up there ^^^^^
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ASUDave said:
I got an ipad2 after having used my Android phones since the G1. I found the iPad2 almost unusable. Not only that, but I am not buying apps that I've already bought. Looking forward to being able to buy a Nexus7 or KFHD to replace it.
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*cough*Installous*cough*

Lol this proves my hypothesis is accurate. Lol why not just get an iPhone 5.
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Calm down guys. Clearly the OP doesn't know that there's a homescreen thread, even though its not hard to search and this is a clearly an App, for which there's a section for. Anyways, already reported the thread, should be closed soon.