Phone sucks - Sprint Samsung Galaxy S III

I hate my phone it's so stupid, I turned on "airplane mode" and threw it up into the air... Worst. Transformer. Evvvv..arrrr
J/k guys. I joke I joke. :beer:
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What a waste of thread space
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Yeah. Bored.. anyone else have any phrases that are funny related to phones?
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martyzidek said:
I hate my phone it's so stupid, I turned on "airplane mode" and threw it up into the air... Worst. Transformer. Evvvv..arrrr
J/k guys. I joke I joke. :beer:
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Nice!!!

What a Debbie downer "waste of thread space" ......trolls.
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Could I ever get back the wasted 10 seconds of my life i spent reading this thread.
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I thought it was funny.

In before the lock :thumbup::beer:

some people it seems just dont have a sense of humor. I came in wondering if legitimate complain I should be aware about of some obvious noob related problem but left laughing out loud.
It's called general section for a reason people

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In before the lock...........................................................

I thought it was funny as ****. lol

lol
That made me laugh so hard.

martyzidek said:
I hate my phone it's so stupid, I turned on "airplane mode" and threw it up into the air... Worst. Transformer. Evvvv..arrrr
J/k guys. I joke I joke. :beer:
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Pretty funny. Thanks for the laugh
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My airplane mode works...when i threw my phone it flew away. What rom are you on?

I think you forgot to read the owners manual.
Airplane mode is for when you are IN an airplane.
That's when its projectile function as an anti-terrorist mechanism is activated.
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An this is done. Yall are pushing your luck around here with posts like those.
Remember ZERO TOLERANCE IS IN EFFECT.

Related

Auto correct is funny

Now this is laughs & I can relate as it's happened to me more than once:
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Lots of these seem fake. Thanks though
yea go to the website and make them urself :/
I read these all the time. I have to stop cause it hurts from laughing. Everyone else grow a sense of humor
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http://ifaketext.com/
Some of these things were funny back when they were real, now like 98% are fake.
Fake or not I think a majority of us here can relate that its happened to us before.
Obviously the creation of that website was based off of real world results.
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I read these all the time. I have to stop cause it hurts from laughing. Everyone else grow a sense of humor
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How do u grow one???
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T.C.P said:
How do u grow one???
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user meant to say "have" instead of "grow", stupid auto correct.
lol these were pretty funny lol I'm busting a gut right now with some of those hahahaha.
Lmfao right now
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Good laughs maybe I will fall asleep now
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who cares if theyre fake? arent almost ALL stand up comedian's jokes fake? or did i just ruin that for you, internet?
On my way to make my MOTTSAPPLESAUCE payment
My favorite auto correct failure is in Swype.
Type xo 5 times with no spaces, then take a look at the first suggestion. It will let you know what Swype thinks of your love of someone else.
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acidbuzz3 said:
My favorite auto correct failure is in Swype.
Type xo 5 times with no spaces, then take a look at the first suggestion. It will let you know what Swype thinks of your love of someone else.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4kiYA3MmK4
Omg that last one was so funny i was laughing so hard
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Thanks for making me giggle like a girl loll
Fake or not, funny as hell
I most always proof read before sending, otherwise I'd have horror stories
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Got 3 friends with iPhones and I swear every 5 texts or less they got a typo... Is iPhone autocorrect really that horrible?
PS: SwiftKey autocorrect FTW!
halojinx said:
user meant to say "have" instead of "grow", stupid auto correct.
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True story
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This was the funniest thing I've read in a while thanks for the laugh op
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Just because its funny =]

I stood in the supply house yesterday laughing my ass off while a bunch of 50+ year old men stared at me wondering what was so funny. I wasn't about to explain it to them... I figured some of you may find it amusing =]
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lol..no responses yet. I see people have no sense of humor.
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Guess I'm out of the loop... What am I missing?
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dcaplinger76 said:
Guess I'm out of the loop... What am I missing?
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Google fap and you'll see
Where can i get tickets to attend? hahahahaha
I wanna know what the prize is... It says "WIN!"
Or maybe I DON'T wanna know what the prize is...
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Now that... i find funny...
lilotimz said:
Now that... i find funny...
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Does anyone know exactly when and where that is?
My kind of partey
iSaint said:
Does anyone know exactly when and where that is?
My kind of partey
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Hopefully the food is good. I have a great movie in mind so I might bring it
Fap in /r/circlejerk or /r/spacedicks?
I heard that Sir Faps-a-lot is the guest musician this year.
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Lmfao!!! That's awesome!
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this had to go on 9gag, if you haven't already posted it there^^
http://9gag.com/gag/4293327
the source link comes back here.
By the way... those containers next to the sign? ...hand cleaner. No lie. =]
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funny thing... while driving to work today, the car in from of me:
What a coincidence?!^^

Samsung Galaxy S4 ???

Anyone have a new related update on the much anticipated Samsung Galaxy S4 ???
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Yes go read the horoscope.
lazarat said:
Yes go read the horoscope.
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Lmao.. What's up with your smart ass rude comments tonight... I've seen like 3 within 5 minutes... This is the general section ya know..
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Crisisx1 said:
Lmao.. What's up with your smart ass rude comments tonight... I've seen like 3 within 5 minutes... This is the general section ya know..
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Because the SGS III general section just turned into the Android General section. Almost the last 10 threads have little to nothing to do with the s3. Yes some of them ask should I sell the s3 but 6 of them to do so is plain overload... a mod should've stepped in by now.
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lazarat said:
Yes go read the horoscope.
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Hey smart ass, not getting any at home. That sounds like a personal problem and it should be kept there... at home!!! Come at me the wrong way and YOU are the one who will need to have a mod step in!!!
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Probably get announced at the tech convention in February in Barcelona. On sale in March
That's why we are waiting for jelly bean
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueXy4tuVwjk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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dmarco said:
Hey smart ass, not getting any at home. That sounds like a personal problem and it should be kept there... at home!!! Come at me the wrong way and YOU are the one who will need to have a mod step in!!!
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Come on dude, really? Threating someone over the Internet. What are tou gonna do? CAPS LOCK HIS ASS??
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elflip88 said:
Come on dude, really? Threating someone over the Internet. What are tou gonna do? CAPS LOCK HIS ASS??
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CAPS LOCK fight!
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WHAT? NOBODY TOLD ME THERE WAS A CAPS LOCK FIGHT. I WOULD HAVE BROUGHT A WHOLE NEW KEYBOARD, IF I KNEW THIS.
Btw, we are cleaning as fast as we can but it would also help if when you guys see them to report them.

Last thing youd write on your NOTE2 for DOOMSDAY!!

Promised someone id start this. Feel free to join in with your last comment.
Ill start out by saying...
It was fun while it lasted but im not that stupid.
www.youtube.com/AndroidTechHeroes
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Last thing posted on XDA?
"I'm gonna die without root! "
New to Note II. Coming from a Desire HD.
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LOL!
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Let me hug megan fox first.lol
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If the Myans were so good at predicting the future why aren't they still here.......hmmmmm?
"I still don't believe Jesus is my savior!"
I will write and sing along:
"May ya Hi, may ya hu, may ya haha..."
keep singing everyone... O_0
" I done seen everything but Christ"
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See you tomorrow. ...
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I have to poop..
:good:
I'm starting to think this whole end of the world thing is just BS...
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Does that meanbi wont get to see THE NOTE III?!?!?
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Lol !
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Sh*t!
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Well..... 1 day later:
Hello everybody!
slaydog said:
I'm starting to think this whole end of the world thing is just BS...
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Whoa now.. Those are my initials.
And I am here to say that I am not the end of the world.
Happy Dec 22nd! Lolz
Sent to all family and friends at 11:58 PM: If I don't wake up tomorrow to say this... I hate you.
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[APK] Flash a zip file without using recovery

HOLY SH!T...
Just found this for you guys!
THIS IS NOT MINE
I tested it and it works!!!
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=2250555
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I know right?!?!?!
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JESUS CHRIST
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Old.
ArianaGrande said:
Old.
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April 25th is old? This was posted 2 days ago. Hardly counts as being old....just saying
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Thanks nice find
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ArianaGrande said:
Old.
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What an awesome response. You should check before commenting, similar to you posting "check the website" on the swype thread.
Thanks for the "old" find, comes in handy
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ArianaGrande said:
Old.
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binarybishop said:
April 25th is old? This was posted 2 days ago. Hardly counts as being old....just saying
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Well if you are a goldfish it's old since goldfish only have a 1 second memory. Oh, wait, then it would actually be new....every second.....
Ive learned its easier to ignore stupid people by putting them on your ignore list......just sayin.
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You must really know how to ignore stupid people, since you're a short bus driver and all
How low.
Thanks, nice find
No problem. Dont have much time anymore to dev like in the past. So I try to do my part for the community when I can.
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It screwed up my phone, broke the boot, I had to restore my system from recovery
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Krishna563 said:
It screwed up my phone, broke the boot, I had to restore my system from recovery
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How did it do that? Did you read the directions on the OP I posted?
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