H1N1 Alert App - Touch HD Themes and Apps

different ..
http://www.jgui.net/flualert/index.html

stop the panic

I lol'ed. Mobile swine flu detector
Oh hang on, its real.. and serious

Nasher79 said:
I lol'ed. Mobile swine flu detector
Oh hang on, its real.. and serious
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lol and in the process of being installed, this will be funny as hell to show to my mates haha!

*GRIN* Loving it.

*GRIN* Loving it.

How absurd!

You gotta be kidding!
Sometimes I seriously doubt humanity...

omg...
on a different note: maybe I should write them and ask for a "single.girls/guys.alert" version so you can just walk down the streets and get the same alert when you pass a...ummm..is this 18+ forum?

HTC lova said:
omg...
on a different note: maybe I should write them and ask for a "single.girls/guys.alert" version so you can just walk down the streets and get the same alert when you pass a...ummm..is this 18+ forum?
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lol now this is interesting.. how about a warning update as to whether or not you are entering the range of another member of the xda forums.. to prevent your non-technical friends having to put up with hours of geek speak.

polakscot said:
lol now this is interesting.. how about a warning update as to whether or not you are entering the range of another member of the xda forums.. to prevent your non-technical friends having to put up with hours of geek speak.
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ROFL
I'm sure my non-technical friends would appreciate that!

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Let us all hurry and sacrifice more virgins

The gods must be terribly angry at us.
We suffered another outage this morning, this time a database table corruption. We did not lose any data, but we were down for several hours. Bear with us, things will be good, eventually.
There's still a fairly major repair operation in the works which will restore at least some part of the lost messages, so stay tuned and keep those virgins coming.
Oh no ... please .... I'm down to my last one!
Aaah. Would explain why I got a phpBB critical error this morning when I tried to connect on my XDA2.
Never mind - we're a patient bunch, because of all the good that this site does for us. We will not complain or grumble, or look for other forums.
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... We will not complain or grumble, or look for other forums.
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There are other forums? :wink:
dcs said:
SiliconS said:
... We will not complain or grumble, or look for other forums.
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There are other forums? :wink:
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Yes there are! But they are localized versions of xda-developers and nothin' more ))
Those virgins are goin like hotcakes... but always ask for a warranty.
how about a ups powersuply spare the vergins for other uses
in this instance, what is a virgin??????????
DareDevil said:
in this instance, what is a virgin??????????
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someone whos not had sex :roll:
i aint a clue either lol
Virgin is a company owned by a ginger guy who flies balloons.
i like baloons

Can't do the ##775# (##PRL#) trick on the 2.2 FroYo but can do everything else..

I'm running netarchy's stockrooted 2.2 he released yesterday.
Can't do the PRL trick.
Anyone know if it'll be like this on the official FroYo as well??
Also, any way to get around it??
inb4 WrongForum guy.
The only reason I made it here instead of Q&A is because this is more of a development question and I don't know of any developer who visits that section.
ppl are working on this issue...i have been waiting for a while. donation still goes to the first to get it right
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ppl are working on this issue...i have been waiting for a while. donation still goes to the first to get it right
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Oh that's good, that it's already been noticed. I will help donate. Is there a thread?
(And dang.. how did I miss that it's been mentioned? I'm on this forum all dayyy.. That's all I do when I'm at work. )
Thank you.
there has already been a few post about this. search and you will find.
arozer said:
I'm on this forum all dayyy.. That's all I do when I'm at work. )
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This is rick from H.R. you are fired. Do not bother coming to work in the morning. We will send you your stuff.
No realy. This is not a joke. We have had I.T. monitoring this for a while and now you brag about it. Enjoy your time off.
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This is rick from H.R. you are fired. Do not bother coming to work in the morning. We will send you your stuff.
No realy. This is not a joke. We have had I.T. monitoring this for a while and now you brag about it. Enjoy your time off.
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Dear Rick,
Feel free to clean out your desk. Not only are you also on the same forum, you've also embarrassed our company by incorrectly spelling the word "really."
Best regards,
The real Rick from HR
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This is rick from H.R. you are fired. Do not bother coming to work in the morning. We will send you your stuff.
No realy. This is not a joke. We have had I.T. monitoring this for a while and now you brag about it. Enjoy your time off.
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Lmfao.. dude !! Got caught slippin. Epic ****in fail.!
Damn spell check. Lol...

Hey everyone its me.

Hey everyone, its me.
I might be moving here soon from nexus s 4g land, and just want everyone to me me, so we could all know each other.
I'm waiting for this phone to drop on sprint, I'm getting mistreated on the nexus s forums and don't like it there anymore.
Are there any leads on when this comes out so I can be happy again?
Sent from my Nexus S 4G using XDA App. Developer of brickROM, and OP of XDA Thread of The Year 2011.
Hi, welcome. Could you jog my memory and re-post those full frontals so i know who you are again?
I have no idea who you are but hi anyway
EddyOS said:
I have no idea who you are but hi anyway
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Ha ha I am the same! How are ya!
You're most welcome here, Thread of the year -man!
ekolb123 said:
Hi, welcome. Could you jog my memory and re-post those full frontals so i know who you are again?
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random gems such as these make every second of lurking on XDA totally worth it
come one guys, take is easy on the guy. This is how he can keep up with his 4.45 average posts per day.
I miss XDA in 2009 & 2010
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Hi, welcome. Could you jog my memory and re-post those full frontals so i know who you are again?
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I laughed out loud. Full frontals are probably on isanyoneup
Hi ... Welcome ... and have fun here
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Hi, welcome. Could you jog my memory and re-post those full frontals so i know who you are again?
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This made me laugh
ekolb123 said:
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Send this guy your nudes, then send me ones of your gf/wife/sister.
Oh heck, just send me all the nudes. Might as well.
Yes I speak for everyone here and we want you to put down your pipe and send those frontals pronto.
rubiconjp said:
Yes I speak for everyone here and we want you to put down your pipe and send those frontals pronto.
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No, no. We asked him to take a picture of his pipe LOL
No homo... *cough*
What? You don't need good laughs to get thru your day?
lol yea...that just made my day...
So where is the original thread that explains all of this stuff that us non-Nexus S users don't understand? I assume this guy sent pictures to someone on the board.
Sigh, this thread says it all.
People are wondering why you haven't been banned...
I see. Hmm, strange that he would make a thread like that and title it the way he did....seems pretty unintelligent. And I guess I should have known that by this thread's title that he was a troll, but I fell for it. Sucks seeing trolls avoid being banned on a site such as this. I expect it on my car forums, but not so much on here.
This is the guy that tried to start a little society. Troll.
He also quoted someone and then put spelling errors in the quote to make them seem dumb but he ended up just looking like a childish idiot.
joshnichols189 said:
This is the guy that tried to start a little society. Troll.
He also quoted someone and then put spelling errors in the quote to make them seem dumb but he ended up just looking like a childish idiot.
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Wow, you really shouldn't make fun of people for grammar or spelling. English might not be their first language.
Unfortunately there are people out there that are so miserable and desperate in their own lives that they enjoy negative attention. After reading a few of his posts it would appear that his XDA posts are the most complex and meaningful conversations he has in the day. It would appear that the number of responses, good or bad, is how he measures his self worth. Hopefully he can mature and grow as a person. Hopefully he can find it much more rewarding to justify his existence with the number of people he helps, rather than the number he annoys.
I wish him the best of luck.

Android....wow how much you have grown

I was bored so I started looking at some of the earlier blog post on Androidcentral...it was kinda of funny what was making smartphone news back then. Here are just a few blog post that make you think about how far Android has come, and about how some folks got a rude awakening.
ballmer-says-android-wont-make-money
ballmer-says-world-not-ready-cloud-computing
ballmer-android-its-just-version-one
htc-sense-ui-not-coming-current-android-devices-google-branded-phones
le-sigh-htc-france-says-theyll-always-have-more-flagship-products-windows-mobile
android-already-makes-5-percent-us-smartphone-web-traffic-marketshare
analyst-android-outpace-iphone-2012
comscore-may-2010-android-gains-4-points-hits-double-digits
android-edges-out-blackberry-and-iphone-comscore-survey
Wow that dude in the first blog with his tongue out is seriously an ugly mofo...my dude got hit wit a hot bag of **** and nickels....hard really hard in the face.....and boy was ballmer wrong
sarni84 said:
Wow that dude in the first blog with his tongue out is seriously an ugly mofo...my dude got hit wit a hot bag of **** and nickels....hard really hard in the face.....and boy was ballmer wrong
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Was that English?
adrynalyne said:
Was that English?
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Yes does it really matter was kidding around was my grammar not good enough for u??? Question.....why are you always a ****. I have not been in this forum for more then two weeks and every time I see u post you are a straight **** to people why??? Live a little my dude no need for always being hostile towards people
Good day sir sorry op
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Yes does it really matter was kidding around was my grammar not good enough for u??? Question.....why are you always a ****. I have not been in this forum for more then two weeks and every time I see u post you are a straight **** to people why??? Live a little my dude no need for always being hostile towards people
Good day sir sorry op
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I am not the one calling people names. I am far from hostile.
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I am not the one calling people names. I am far from hostile.
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While I disagree with the person calling you names, which is totally uncalled for, there was no need for your "English" comment as well.
English may not be the persons primary language, but in an international forum such as this, you'll see grammar not being the best for some people.
Truth of the matter is, at least they try. Maybe if you didn't understand him, say so, I sure didn't....
In the same breath, however, your comment was rude, condescending and just as uncalled for.
Really, was there a point to your post?
You could say you are joking all you want, but typed words show no expression.
So in essence you are both wrong, and in fact both a tad childish.
My two cents.
Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2
greeced said:
While I disagree with the person calling you names, which is totally uncalled for, there was no need for your "English" comment as well.
English may not be the persons primary language, but in an international forum such as this, you'll see grammar not being the best for some people.
Truth of the matter is, at least they try. Maybe if you didn't understand him, say so, I sure didn't....
In the same breath, however, your comment was rude, condescending and just as uncalled for.
Really, was there a point to your post?
You could say you are joking all you want, but typed words show no expression.
So in essence you are both wrong, and in fact both a tad childish.
My two cents.
Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2
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Sorry Dad.
*Trudges off to his room*
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Sorry Dad.
*Trudges off to his room*
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There you go again.
Hmm... Come to think of it, the other posters comments may not have been uncalled for after all.
Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2
greeced said:
There you go again.
Hmm... Come to think of it, the other posters comments may not have been uncalled for after all.
Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2
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Wow, you try to joke and someone takes it the wrong way.
Lighten up
At any rate, lets take it to PM if you want to discuss it further so the topic doesn't stay off topic.
HeCareth said:
I was bored so I started looking at some of the earlier blog post on Androidcentral...it was kinda of funny what was making smartphone news back then. Here are just a few blog post that make you think about how far Android has come, and about how some folks got a rude awakening.
ballmer-says-android-wont-make-money
ballmer-says-world-not-ready-cloud-computing
ballmer-android-its-just-version-one
htc-sense-ui-not-coming-current-android-devices-google-branded-phones
le-sigh-htc-france-says-theyll-always-have-more-flagship-products-windows-mobile
android-already-makes-5-percent-us-smartphone-web-traffic-marketshare
analyst-android-outpace-iphone-2012
comscore-may-2010-android-gains-4-points-hits-double-digits
android-edges-out-blackberry-and-iphone-comscore-survey
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Some great articles. I liked the version 1 article
sarni84 said:
Yes does it really matter was kidding around was my grammar not good enough for u??? Question.....why are you always a ****. I have not been in this forum for more then two weeks and every time I see u post you are a straight **** to people why??? Live a little my dude no need for always being hostile towards people
Good day sir sorry op
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Lol modify your words.. crap like this will probably get you banned
- Google
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Some great articles. I liked the version 1 article
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Hahaha, I think the one about cloud computing is priceless....seeing how everyone is trying their best to catch up with Google's cloud offerings, even Apple knows that's where the user pull is at.
There is no denying that Google has incredible vision.
I remember google Androids early days, defending the concept and making iPhone users look/feel stupid. Ha ha.
I say Google Android because google didn't always have rights to Android. Without Google, Android would be nothing. I knew there was a reason I signed up for gmail beta back in the day. Haha
Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using XDA
I never used Android before 2.0, but I remember when my cousin showed me his G1 and was explaining how awesome it was when there were almost no apps for it yet.
I was on an Omnia at the time, and was extremely jealous...as I tapped at my screen with a damn stylus.
sarni84 said:
Wow that dude in the first blog with his tongue out is seriously a rich mofo...dude ****s nickels....bags, big bags that he takes to the bank.....and boy was ballmer wrong
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There I kind of fixed it for you lol.
adrynalyne said:
I never used Android before 2.0, but I remember when my cousin showed me his G1 and was explaining how awesome it was when there were almost no apps for it yet.
I was on an Omnia at the time, and was extremely jealous...as I tapped at my screen with a damn stylus.
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I was running WinMo 6/6.5 and thought I was in the future... that sure panned out.
martonikaj said:
I was running WinMo 6/6.5 and thought I was in the future... that sure panned out.
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Lol. Reminds me of my Moto Q.
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There I kind of fixed it for you lol.
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Hahhahaha that was good thanks for the laugh
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I was running WinMo 6/6.5 and thought I was in the future... that sure panned out.
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The sweet HTC imagio my girlfriend had for one day until she switched to the OG Droid. It was awful. Ha
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[PETITION] Release Official ICS Firmware for Galaxy Young GT-S5360

Removed! Sorry xdians... Especially hell_lock and [Bruce Wayne]
This is futile. You can't force them to release an update. They will do it if they want..
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hell_lock said:
This is futile. You can't force them to release an update. They will do it if they want..
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We can still try! There is no end to trying... We will succeed one day Mr.Naman!
Talk less and do more.
The number of threads you have been creating is too damn high.
Samsung got the money from you for their phone. Now the deal is over and they never said that they will release this and that. Get a real life dude. If it is truly released for duos then there wont be any reason for us to be able to port it to Y. Why trouble them?
If it aint broken, dont try to fix it.
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Talk less and do more.
The number of threads you have been creating is too damn high.
Samsung got the money from you for their phone. Now the deal is over and they never said that they will release this and that. Get a real life dude. If it is truly released for duos then there wont be any reason for us to be able to port it to Y. Why trouble them?
If it aint brocken, dont try to fix it.
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You get a life bro! This is my last thread for the month All your wish! Everybody cannot think like you -_- Everybody has another style of thinking! Dont underestimate and let it be!
[Bruce Wayne] said:
Talk less and do more.
The number of threads you have been creating is too damn high.
Samsung got the money from you for their phone. Now the deal is over and they never said that they will release this and that. Get a real life dude. If it is truly released for duos then there wont be any reason for us to be able to port it to Y. Why trouble them?
If it aint brocken, dont try to fix it.
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My thoughts exactly.
They got better phones to make / update.
Why would they go after such an old phone?
Also the news isn't confirmed, we should wait for a while.
have sign the peti....
death_sinker said:
You get a life bro! This is my last thread for the month All your wish! Everybody cannot think like you -_- Everybody has another style of thinking! Dont underestimate and let it be!
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I have a sound life and I am happy with it.
can you please provide screenshots to prove that it is true. I will really thank you if you do so.
Nothing is true, unless proven.
CharsiBabu said:
My thoughts exactly.
They got better phones to make / update.
Why would they go after such an old phone?
Also the news isn't confirmed, we should wait for a while.
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Op says he tested it and it is true.
Lets see what proofs he got with him.
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Op we are waiting for your proofs. Make it fast cuz u have ics running
Sent from my HTC Desire X using xda app-developers app
hate to break it to ya bud,
but we have an "international law" by the UN and we also have "state laws" by all other countries which, petitions cannot have jurisdiction over all countries since this is the internet and whatever there is in the internet needs verification,
in case of a legal cross-examination how can you justify to samsung the validity of every petitioning member? through what means?
this will just junk your case in the international tribunal,
don't get me wrong,
you have a bold idea,
but likewise online petitions have a failure rate of 97%
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Welp,
For me,
Google Search gives only three links.
Hm
lol,
oh whai deadly? whai?
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That really sucks sir..
Is he your friend?
I am happy I asked him to get a life. His life sucks and that to like Mr. Earl
i think we shouldn't bring personal things to insult,
if we don't know them outside of XDA who are we to judge,
sure we can identify what he is in cyberspace,
and we could rant on him a little for lying,
but personal things are a bit harsh and painful to anyone,
so....
we all know what this thread does,
and it cannot be eaten,
enough is enough,
now someone report this thread please,
my browser browsing xda is retarded
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It can be.
We just need a tool to convert it in potato's.
Can anyone report this if using pc.
If its locked then it can be eaten easily and slowly.
deathnotice01 said:
i think we shouldn't bring personal things to insult,
if we don't know them outside of XDA who are we to judge,
sure we can identify what he is in cyberspace,
and we could rant on him a little for lying,
but personal things are a bit harsh and painful to anyone,
so....
we all know what this thread does,
and it cannot be eaten,
enough is enough,
now someone report this thread please,
my browser browsing xda is retarded
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I already told a mod to delete/close this thread.... I dont want people pleasing mods to get me banned!
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I already told a mod to delete/close this thread.... I dont want people pleasing mods to get me banned!
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you might get infracted or receive your 1st warning but not banned,
after all you did not cause any damages to property using your post, and you did admit you have mistaken (well thanks to naman, you did )
well,
just wait for a mod,
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We can still try! There is no end to trying... We will succeed one day Mr.Naman!
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ICS ll lag like hell on galaxy y...so dont even think abt it...:thumbdown:
deathnotice01 said:
you might get infracted or receive your 1st warning but not banned,
after all you did not cause any damages to property using your post, and you did admit you have mistaken (well thanks to naman, you did )
well,
just wait for a mod,
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I dont know why is Naman alwayz after me :crying: I am new please co-operate! Its just 1month since I joined... Itz just 2months I got to know about xda!

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