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Do u use your phone while doing a job on the toilet ?
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yungboss22 said:
Do u use your phone while doing a job on the toilet ?
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Who doesn't?
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cordell12 said:
Who doesn't?
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Chuck Norris maybe ?
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I am....right now.
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JosepiOT said:
I am....right now.
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Take a picture of your "job" hahaha
No. Dont do it
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yungboss22 said:
Take a picture of your "job" hahaha
No. Dont do it
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/me wishes he could work up a log on command
good day.

Very nice thread!

Since smart phones came out, particularly Android ones, my time spent on the throne has at least quadrupled.

Need the game, turds with friends.
bow chicka wow wow.

i hate it when i take a dump and remember that i forgot my phone... i just have to sit there doing nothing >_>

yungboss22 said:
Chuck Norris maybe ?
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Chuck Norris is almost as dumb as chuck Norris jokes
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laker666 said:
Chuck Norris is almost as dumb as chuck Norris jokes
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Best chuck Norris joke is chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird.
bow chicka wow wow.

No. Best Chuck Norris joke is "When Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, he went and got it back."
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toilet sometimes

oldblue910 said:
No. Best Chuck Norris joke is "When Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, he went and got it back."
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That ones pretty good lol... I still hate chuck Norris and his jokes haha
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RedBlueGreen said:
i hate it when i take a dump and remember that i forgot my phone... i just have to sit there doing nothing >_>
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i even "limp" to get to my phone..
smartphone is even greater than sliced bread.

Of course. What else are smartphones for?

thread provides the lolz. agreed about getting the phone for the throne. Most boring **** ever.

Always, and yes I sit far too long on the Gary Glitter.
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This made me lol

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Lol noobs
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iphones are the creation of people with nowhere left to turn
This is one of those moments when I lose faith in humanity...
RoyJ said:
This is one of those moments when I lose faith in humanity...
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hahahah
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdIWKytq_q4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
This pretty much sums it up.
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oh wow lol
phaze one said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdIWKytq_q4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
This pretty much sums it up.
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The world as we know it will end soon
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RoyJ said:
This is one of those moments when I lose faith in humanity...
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You still had faith? How?! :laugh:
lesonal said:
The world as we know it will end soon
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I'm considering starting a project where we colonize the sun. I'm sure all the people in that vid would hop on the rocket.
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phaze one said:
I'm considering starting a project where we colonize the sun. I'm sure all the people in that vid would hop on the rocket.
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If it is made by apple they will definitely be on board.
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lesonal said:
The world as we know it will end soon
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Holding the same phone in both hands and still don't think. Pathetic.
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Wow
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Reason for this is i as in iPhone is also the same first letter I as in iDiots!
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funny!

http://9gag.com/gag/5355849
ran495 said:
http://9gag.com/gag/5355849
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Totally misleading thread title.
ran495 said:
http://9gag.com/gag/5355849
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Yeah... Not
lol actually pretty clever.
That IS funny Lmfao
Lol
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I lol'd
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I found it humorous
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Go to hell 9gag. Stealing the real internet since 2001.
mmmm sheep milk!
I thought that was pretty clever and rather humorous.
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Wanted to share something funny..

I know this has nothing to do with our phones but I wanted to share something that I came across that I found very funny..
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Nice!
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Well played sir... Well played...
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LMFAO
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Love It!!!
Good man!
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This is what apple traded in Google maps for... (facepalm) http://m.cnet.com/news/did-apple-just-create-the-best-google-ad-campaign-ever/57517263
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i thought I couldn't top my first post until I found this..
don't get me wrong I am not an apple basher but this is hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNBP18nrRdw
rymanh said:
i thought I couldn't top my first post until I found this..
don't get me wrong I am not an apple basher but this is hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNBP18nrRdw
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You know, if apple were to make that, Apple fan boys will buy it up in an instant!
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LoopDoGG79 said:
You know, if apple were to make that, Apple fan boys will buy it up in an instant!
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I'm sure some would..
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This is one of my favorites.
When someone asks why you need an iPhone 5, simply explain with this.
So da iphone makes day kitties bigger?
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LoopDoGG79 said:
You know, if apple were to make that, Apple fan boys will buy it up in an instant!
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OMG. FCK ME!!! LOL!!
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rymanh said:
i thought I couldn't top my first post until I found this..
don't get me wrong I am not an apple basher but this is hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNBP18nrRdw
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This is way better
than the post. Dumb joke. And its just showing you how much you can see on the screen now.. It sells with pano, bodytime, texting im sure..
badaphooko01 said:
This is one of my favorites.
When someone asks why you need an iPhone 5, simply explain with this.
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This one is dumb. Just scroll.. We all did that before samsung went android. Isnt samsung with thw biggest screens??
rymanh said:
i thought I couldn't top my first post until I found this..
don't get me wrong I am not an apple basher but this is hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNBP18nrRdw
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
rymanh said:
i thought I couldn't top my first post until I found this..
don't get me wrong I am not an apple basher but this is hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNBP18nrRdw
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This is good stuff right here.
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skaroger867 said:
This is good stuff right here.
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Not only is the video hilarious, but it's extremely well done! I subscribed to their YouTube channel because I was impressed
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noodles2224 said:
This is way better
than the post. Dumb joke. And its just showing you how much you can see on the screen now.. It sells with pano, bodytime, texting im sure..
This one is dumb. Just scroll.. We all did that before samsung went android. Isnt samsung with thw biggest screens??
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Was up with you noodles? Always having something negative to say. Why not take the posts as a joke and just laugh!!
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Has somebody here put their hands on the new iphone? The hardware is much more superior than any android phone out there.
I would love seeing something like the iphone 5 with jelly bean. I'd buy the **** out of it. Of course that'll never happen, so I'll stay away from it
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Just for fun

Being that were on the eve of greatest smartphone release ever I thought id share this... Yes I understand this is the nexus forum so Go Nexus!
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Fstall303 said:
Being that were on the eve of greatest smartphone release ever I thought id share this... Yes I understand this is the nexus forum so Go Nexus!
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Now you made me want to do a Mugatu Andy the Android
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Blue steel?
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Omg I almost peed. That's hilarious. Great freaking movie.
stelv said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Are you serious?? 10 freaking hours of the same 4 second loop?
People are fracking crazy
speedyink said:
Are you serious?? 10 freaking hours of the same 4 second loop?
People are fracking crazy
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Hell yea. Its awesome lol.
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stelv said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Dude i was singing this in my head, and then i clicked the vid coincidence.
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Lol, its a catchy song
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Commercial

I love the new galaxy s 3 and iphone 5 commercial with everyone standing in line.. Lol
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That's nice I guess.
+1. Watching mnf?
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Thanks for sharing.
I like to soak my cereal before eating it. Just thought I'd share...
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I touch myself. Thought I would share.
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Just came in my pants after seeing it thanks for sharing....
In before the lock
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I like the look of clouds when it's daytime.. Ugh lifeless
Is this whats going on in that line?
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iloveandroid16 said:
I like the look of clouds when it's daytime.. Ugh lifeless
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What u like is Steve jobs nutz sack on your chin. How is it by the way? Longer and thinner? Lol
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fatboy547 said:
What u like is Steve jobs nutz sack on your chin. How is it by the way? Longer and thinner? Lol
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Better than sweaty Korean balls. & yup it feels wonderful in the hands & don't feel like a fisher price toy from toys R us.
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